Shaggy settles for a honda

While his wife is still high on pain medication and recovering from a recent hysterectomy, Shaggy the parts manager convinced her to buy him a bike, since his credit is so poor he can't finance extra cheese on a pizza. He wanted a Hayabusa, but she couldn't get financed for it, so Shaggy settled for a Honda. I'm sure he'll help with the payments at least until he breaks it. The way he's talking, he might even consider moving back in with her.

Tomorrow he's taking his new bike drag racing.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good stuff. I have a dog named Bandit, too.

Anonymous said...

Only nazi's require approval for blog posts.

Anonymous said...

Just found your blog and I sat and read every post. I worked at a boat dealership in Durham, NC (no water for miles, mind you) that was just like the lazy k. People snorting lines off the service countertop after hours and all. Service manager was an ex con, etc... Only difference seems to be that our dogs went outside to shit. Thanks for the posts, it really takes me back.

Lester said...

Anytime you have an interesting and or awful workplace story, please send it to us.

Pattey said...

OMigod, you're wickedly funny!!!!!!

Pattey said...

OMIGOD, you're so wickedly funny!!!! Keep it coming!