While his wife is still high on pain medication and recovering from a recent hysterectomy, Shaggy the parts manager convinced her to buy him a bike, since his credit is so poor he can't finance extra cheese on a pizza. He wanted a Hayabusa, but she couldn't get financed for it, so Shaggy settled for a Honda. I'm sure he'll help with the payments at least until he breaks it. The way he's talking, he might even consider moving back in with her.
Tomorrow he's taking his new bike drag racing.
Think you work in Hell? This is the unbelievable, but true, story of the Crazy Screaming Bitch (CSB), and all those who interact with her at the Lazy K, a family owned motorcycle dealership. Names have been changed to protect the innocent, facts have been altered and/or distorted, things have been made up and timelines have been shortened for dramatic effect. But other than that, It's all true.
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Shaggy settles for a honda
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