Without Fearless Leader CSB has made a manager out of Star.
The CSB had another dog show to attend.
Paco was getting an early start by selling an ATV to the first victim of the day. "Where is Star? I need him to sign this p.o." The dealership's big screen tv, Star and Baby Hitler were nowhere to be found. "If your looking for the only managers we have, check the back office" Beans informed Paco in her smart ass tone of voice. There they were with the lights off and tv on (watching porn with their dicks in hand? No). Star brought in his xbox and challenged Baby to a game of Tiger Woods' golf.
Don't you wish you could get paid for playing video games!?
To get in on the fun and games, Beans had a sticker she thought would look nice on the back of Daffy's Jeep. She nabbed the sticker from the lesbo bar downtown the night before. The sticker is a blue square with a yellow equal sign. And for those of you that don't know what that stands for, it is a symbol for the Human Rights Campaign. Also if you see one on a car, the person driving is most likely gay.
"Cool someone gave me a new sticker!" Daffy bragged to all the service techs. When they asked what it meant. Daffy told them "Duh, it's a shift racing gear sticker."
True, it does resemble the shift logo.
After the parts employees realized that their manager could see them while he was playing Tiger Woods. They collected all the dog toys laying around the shop. Once they had enough, the plan was for two of them to swing open the service doors, and the rest of them to bomb the techs!
Of course one good turn deserves another. The techs returned fire on the parts department. Toys were bouncing off of motorcycles left and right. This went on for a good 20 minutes.
"Hey! quit fucking around and get some work done!" Star told them.
CSB is so happy she found someone she could trust to babysit the employees while she is away.
Is Chocolate Bad for Dogs?
The CSB decided this morning that she hates the Lazy K and the employees who work for her. Whenever someone is working with a potential customer, she will get out a throw toy and toss it across the dealership, usually nearby. The Poodle chases it, and Bandit chases the Poodle, barking like crazy. This is very unnerving, and makes it hard to stay focused on making a sale.
From time to time, when he´s not cruising Myspace, Star will get the dogs to chase him through the dealership, barking like crazy. The CSB likes Star very much and encourages him to play with the dogs on company time.
Friar Tuck decided he´s had enough, so during his lunch hour he went over to Safeway and bought one of the supersize bars of Hershey´s Dark Chocolate, the one that weighs almost a half pound and sells for 10 for $1 if you have the card. Over the course of a couple hours, Friar Tuck fed the entire bar to Bandit.
It did slow the barking, Bandit sat on the floor in the middle of the showroom with a dazed look in her eyes. Then Bandit made several incredibly large and runny piles of dog crap in the store, and because it was runny, it got matted into her fur.
So the CSB did the only sensible thing she could think of. She put Bandit on the front counter where the customers go to pay their bills, and cleaned and groomed her. The smell was quite intense.
The CSB yelled at Mondo that he better not be feeding Bandit chicken. Then she had the Rhino type up a memo that the employees were not to feed the dogs and put it in their mailboxes.
From time to time, when he´s not cruising Myspace, Star will get the dogs to chase him through the dealership, barking like crazy. The CSB likes Star very much and encourages him to play with the dogs on company time.
Friar Tuck decided he´s had enough, so during his lunch hour he went over to Safeway and bought one of the supersize bars of Hershey´s Dark Chocolate, the one that weighs almost a half pound and sells for 10 for $1 if you have the card. Over the course of a couple hours, Friar Tuck fed the entire bar to Bandit.
It did slow the barking, Bandit sat on the floor in the middle of the showroom with a dazed look in her eyes. Then Bandit made several incredibly large and runny piles of dog crap in the store, and because it was runny, it got matted into her fur.
So the CSB did the only sensible thing she could think of. She put Bandit on the front counter where the customers go to pay their bills, and cleaned and groomed her. The smell was quite intense.
The CSB yelled at Mondo that he better not be feeding Bandit chicken. Then she had the Rhino type up a memo that the employees were not to feed the dogs and put it in their mailboxes.
The Cat Disappears
After three days of wandering throughout the Lazy K, the cat happened to disappear at the same time the back door was left open. Most people would wonder who was leaving the back door open and how much merchandise was walking out, but the CSB was concerned about the cat. She decided that while selling bikes to customers, Mondo had somehow had an out of body experience that enabled him to also open the back door and throw the cat out. She staggered across the dealership, saying, 'I know who let the cat out, and he better not fuck with my dogs, or he's dead.'
Then she told Mondo, while he was sitting with the other salespeople, that if he got near her dogs, she would kill him, and that if the dogs got near him, he better fucking move.
She returned to the computer to go back to her life on myspace, and glare from time to time at Mondo.
About an hour later, the cat woke up and came out of where ever it was hiding from the dogs.
The CSB apologized to Mondo and told him she doesn't want him going to work for the FSB at the other store, that she loves Mondo. Then she went back to myspace.
Mondo suggested they put the cat on craigslist, and someone came and got it about an hour later with the usual free cat story about how it reminded them of one that just died, and they really would take care of the cat.
I'm sure it's in a lab somewhere with cosmetics in it´s eyes.
Then she told Mondo, while he was sitting with the other salespeople, that if he got near her dogs, she would kill him, and that if the dogs got near him, he better fucking move.
She returned to the computer to go back to her life on myspace, and glare from time to time at Mondo.
About an hour later, the cat woke up and came out of where ever it was hiding from the dogs.
The CSB apologized to Mondo and told him she doesn't want him going to work for the FSB at the other store, that she loves Mondo. Then she went back to myspace.
Mondo suggested they put the cat on craigslist, and someone came and got it about an hour later with the usual free cat story about how it reminded them of one that just died, and they really would take care of the cat.
I'm sure it's in a lab somewhere with cosmetics in it´s eyes.
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