Please Stop

Dear Readers,

Please stop calling the Lazy K and asking if it is the Lazy K. I don't know if you are using their toll free number, and neither do they, because they don't have caller ID. This is not funny, and they don't want to pay for a bunch of prank calls coming from all over the US and Canada. They get billed something like $1.25 if the call comes from a payphone, so stop doing it.

The inmates are trying to work, and they are getting tired of picking up the phone, answering questions which appear to be from legitimate customers to the best of their ability, and then being asked if the CSB is already passed out in the back office.

None of us think this is funny. We are laughing at something else. Honest.

Also, we don't know who is impersonating the owner of a Canadian Pharmacy, but getting the CSB's hopes up like that is just plain cruel. And I still can't believe you got her to give you a credit card number over the phone.

To the person who is sending the dick pics to the company email, this too must stop. The email address you are getting off the company website is incorrect. They are somehow ending up in the wrong Lazy K, and giving Old Crusty conniption fits.

Thank you for your understanding,

The Staff at the Wicked Bitch of the West Side Blog

PS- We are actively seeking stories about the Lazy K and the CSB's interesting and colorful past. Please email any CSB or Lazy K anecdotes you wish to share to wyomex200@yahoo.com

10 comments:

Apparently Crazy said...

Wouldn't it be more anonymous to use the gmail account associated with lazyk.blogspot.com? I mean, that would only make sense.

Anonymous said...

You Lazy K folk are fabulous.

Anonymous said...

I live for the Lazy K blog! It makes my morning every day at work.

Is this the Lazy K? Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Nothing like a Canadian maraca!

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahaha!

I love this blog!


:)

doug said...

Damn this shit is hilarious!! I also look forward to reading it every day. Thank god I own my own business, or I would be fired for slacking like the goofs at the Lazy K. The fact that you guys are getting phone calls from all over, is just too freakin' good.

What can I call in and get the CSB to do? A lil' phone sex maybe?

Anonymous said...

Hot news break. The Moose made the Rhino leave her job. Think Moose caught onto LIL Wig and her fling? Good thing that little (actually nothing little about it) love triangle didn't turn into a three-some. Cause that would have been several tons of fun!

Gommer out!!!

Guardian said...

What's with the new background color and white text?? It makes the ads stand out more, which sucks.

Anonymous said...

OMG I heart this blog. I work for an auto repair shop and we ALL get a kick out of this. BTW - just for consideration - why not include illustrations? MS paint will do. The stoopiller the pikchers the beddar. I may just draw something myself an submit to the author... Maybe something with the CSB's furry enchilada hmmmnn...