CSB- The Good Old Days

A reader sent this to us, and we thought it was worth including.

Sister Dick,

Here is what I posted on advrider about my experiences with the industry and my limited but interesting CSB meeting.

I worked at the dealership that had the Suzuki and Honda line before the LazyK moved into town. What is REALLY funny is that the shit that went on at that dealership is just like the LazyK.

The owner was a washout med student that was given the dealership to run by his dad. His girlfriend was a part-time hooker who had a serious coke problem! She had huge saggy boobs and she always looked like she hadn't slept in a week. Her sister worked there for a short time and she was just freaky-hot! Dumb as a post too!

Most days the boss was gone so the parts manager, the cashier/receptionist and I ran the place. I was 18 and I wanted that job so bad that I worked for $1.85 an hour when minimum wage was $2.50. His absences were so bad that I became the designated check signer since everything came COD. It was fun while it lasted and I bought a bunch of bikes in my time as parts guy.

It went under after three years. BTW, I married the cashier/receptionist. Er...divorced her too.

CSB was a HOTTIE way back when. I saw her drunk at a dealer show and some rep had his hand down her pants. I think she was underage at the time too. Ahh...the good old days...

It seems like not much has changed. I can't wait to stop by on my next trip back to Chaos.

gearhead

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

I see the CSB has set up another webpage:

http://pattyackers.com/index.html

Sister Dick, is it truly her?

It would be interesting to have these pics put in chronological order...

kbk said...

I heard that topless photos of the CSB are going to start showing up during flash fridays on Craigslist.

Anonymous said...

so i guess we know her name now too.

doug said...

Ohhh dammmn! CSB has been busted out big time now!! Her site will get more hits than Google. Honestly, though, she's not THAT bad looking. But I'm sure that all changes when she opens her mouth.

Anonymous said...

One day I was in there and she wasn't wearing any make-up and rambling on about how her ex-boyfriend was scewing the women 2 doors down from the house she just bought.This crazy broad didn't even know me. I've never talked to the crazy women before and she just kept pouring out her life story.I thought this women must be on drugs.I guess I was right..I've never shopped there again...

Anonymous said...

ITS A WORK OF FICTION. GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING LOSERS

Anonymous said...

THIS IS REALLY FUCKING STOPID AND NOT TRUE AT ALL. YOU ARE ALL GETTING SUED FOR SPREADING FALSE LIES.

Anonymous said...

Sued?? Oh is that where the lie detector comes in? Well here's a clue to pass the lie detector test just clinch your ass cheeks together like Barney Fifer does when CSB shoves her poodle up his ass, an no accurate reading will come out!OH look its 1:19 an the CSB is already slurring her damn typing!!!FEDEX must have came early today!!!

Anonymous said...

Does she really get pills through the internet?How funny would it be if someone sent her the wrong pills and she O.D. on them.

Anonymous said...

ouch the CSB seems to be pissed off i used to work there and i can tell you most of it is true!!! espically about her behaivor and i seriously doubt she is sister dick being that is what they call her brother that works at the main location1! hummmmm calm down CSB it will be okay and you cant sue any one for anyting havent you read all the comments

Anonymous said...

I can assure u that the CSB has been at the pill game for long enough that a damn doctor couldn't even pull a quick one on her.She walks into the dr. office and tells him about the pills!I'm gona take a chance an say that she has a o.t.i.d.a.d = over the internet drug abuse degree!

Anonymous said...

omg csb what the hell. i just visied your web sight please remeber you are not 20 something any more by my calucations you will be 58 or 59 in June! you could save your self some enbaressment by not putting want to be brintney pics on the internet and you are back to pills again? you dont look very healthy and what dose your statehighway patrol boyfriend say about you blowing all of your money on online scrips? i bet mommey is still paying your bills huh must be nice

Anonymous said...

want to get a good look at the hhttp://www.wsyx6.com/players/news/top_stories/video.shtmlomeless guy A.K.A the husband of the FSB

if this doesn't work go on wsyx website and search for motorcycle stories.

Anonymous said...

Sport bike dangers is the clip!

Anonymous said...

He does look homeless.

concerned neighbor said...

Anonymous said...
"want to get a good look at the homeless guy A.K.A the husband of the FSB?

if this doesn't work go on wsyx website and search for motorcycle stories."

I know that guy. He lives under a bridge by my house. He's a reall asshole too.

Anonymous said...

Nice hair such a professional I bet customers take him serious. He could have at least washed his clothes and took a bath for his big interview..I bet it smelled good in there. Just a little better than the dog shit and piss at the other store.

doug said...

Thanks for the link! Wonder why CSB wasn't on instead of Rich?

Anonymous said...

THIS IS REALLY FUCKING STOPID AND NOT TRUE AT ALL. YOU ARE ALL GETTING SUED FOR SPREADING FALSE LIES.

STOPID? Did you mean STUPID?
FALSE LIES? Are lies ever true?

Also a WHOIS on the domain returns some interesting results! Somebody was too cheap to pay the extra $5 for privacy..

Anonymous said...

Sport Bike Expert?

I've been down six times? WTF?

Is he talking about bikes or has he only been down on the FSB six times?

One Eye said...

R.O.F.L.M.A.O. (Rolling on floor laughing my ass off) Dude...Those are OLD pics of the CSB. She must have a 3rd grade edumacation. It's splelled S T U P I D....You Dumbass. Can't figer out how to turn the caps off either huh? I love this site...I tell all my biker buddies. (Thats in the hundreds, easily) See that light at the end of the tunnel CSB..... It's a train!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

after watching the vid i'dd like to thank "larry" (what is his nick name?) for being a tool and helping congress and the insurance companys give anyone who wants a sport bike or a motorcycle a bad wrap.

so is Rich the FSB's husband? He looks like a petafile.

Anonymous said...

yes rich is the FSB's husband and they should call him HSB homeless screaming Bastard!!!

julie said...

I love how CSB keeps coming on here insisting that it is all lies. Me thinks thou doth protest too much, you stupid cow!

Anonymous said...

Julie,

I think you are in love with CSB. I don't think shes into chicks. Sorry Or are you just jealous? She is much prettier than you and much much thinner.

Anonymous said...

Seriously do any of you people have lives? Or jobs.....hummmmm

People are so fasinated with CSB when is she getting her own reality show?

I'd watch...shes as hot now as she ever was GRRRRRRRR YUMMMY

Anonymous said...

You are right. She is hot. And the depiction of her being overweight and sloppy are so far from true. It is apparent to me that these people are just angry that she had not done something with or for them or that she is actually a success in her profession. Maybe she shot their sexual advances and they cann't handle rejection.

The Wicked Bitch of the West Side Blog said...

Anonymous said...
"You are right. She is hot. And the depiction of her being overweight and sloppy are so far from true. It is apparent to me that these people are just angry that she had not done something with or for them or that she is actually a success in her profession. Maybe she shot their sexual advances and they cann't handle rejection."

Sounds like you have inside information about the Lazy K and want to write for the blog, since you keep posting stuff like this from the same ISP. Send us an email and we will send you an invitation to be an author. We welcome various perspectives.

Julie said...

Funny how "anonymous" accusees me of "being jealous". Hey anonymous, are you reading the blog. I feel pity for the CSB. But it is really funny to read these stories. I weigh 120 pounds. I don't think that you, er she is thinner. Ha-ha.

Anonymous said...

yeah, the CSB USED to look great! then Weavepole Dave left her because his job has high-security clearance and he cannot associate with people that are easily compromised with prescription medications. She stopped running her dogs since all she was doing was falling down and now the ugly kangaroo pouch is making its appearance. Stop ASKing people that work for you if you are FAT! YOU ARE, you "stooopid" hilly-billy drug addicted lying skank whore!