interview with the CSB


"My name is CSB.
No one acts like a crackhead better than me.
It's not an act, ya'll done got the facts.
Where's the loyalty? I thought these people had my back.
But it's okay, it worked for Whitney; CRACK IS WHACK!
Speaking of Whitney, it reminds me of my boyfriends like Bobby.
Running from cops, jumping fences with my dogs right behind me.
That's how I picked up my second hobby.
Agility.
What's my first hobby you ASK?
Pills!
I get my pills like Meals on Wheels.
When the FedEX truck shows up, I'm like a kid at the ice cream truck.
Pushing old ladys in walkers to get up front.
Don't talk to me after 10:05, pills are in me, fuck customers, I'm high!
I've watched tons of Lazy K slaves come and go.
Who cares, I'm the leading star
like Johnny Depp in Blow.
Alright, I'm too high, I'm out.
If you need me I'll be in the back taking a nap, snorting pills, or smokin' my crack. "

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's all beginning to make sense now...

Anonymous said...

Patiently waiting for an interview with old crusty. HA!

CSB's Bearded Taco said...

Damn! This blog is ad"dick"tive... Look CSB it says "dick". Did you mention you like DICK?

Sister Dick said...

Who the fuck is the Riddler?

Anonymous said...

Who cares? The interview was great!

Anonymous said...

WEAK. You guys are really begining to slack off. This becoming downright boring now.

Anonymous said...

Since this is real life, you can expect some things to be mundane. Is your life always full of drama?

Anonymous said...

F U. I thought this was supposed to be "All true". Who in their right mind would enterview like this? No one, well maybe some of the readers that beleave this is a biography rather than a fictional rant.

Anonymous said...

only drugged out skanks would interview like this!!! LOL And get a spell-check!

Anonymous said...

Love the illistration and the "I get my pills like meals on wheels."
Funniest shit ever. Any other interviews done? Ex-slave says Augie died, then who's writing the blog?

Anonymous said...

News flash the CSB has made an attempt to create another website instead of my space. You must first type in her real name in google.scroll down to the website "Contact" and see her scrary ass mug these pics look to be about a year or two old.She probally was fucked up one day and forgot she made the site because she never finished it.

Anonymous said...

read the headding on top

"Names have been changed to protect the innocent, facts have been altered and/or distorted, things have been made up and timelines have been shortened for dramatic effect. But other than that, It's all true"

Anonymous said...

We need more stories of star faggot ass.

Anonymous said...

It seems someone is following the commets very closely don't be scared it's only the beginning.

One Eye said...

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Anonymous said...

Wow!!!Just got wind that someone went to CSB house, an sprinkled DE-CON all over her yard!!Where was Barney fifer when this was going down?On the couch with an icepack on his poor neck!