Cheating Time

The CSB has borrowed a page out of her sister, the FSB's (Fat Sneaky Bitch) playbook, and decided the best way for the Lazy K to get out of it's present financial mess is to steal commissions from the salespeople whenever she can.

Her latest trick is to bring a used bike in on trade at a very low Actual Cash Value (ACV), and pay the salesperson his commission on that transaction, then raise the ACV on the used bike when it is sold, so the LazyK pays less commission, because there is less profit in the deal. The FSB gets away with this, because she can't get good salespeople to work for her and by the time a new hire figures out what's going on, he's already got one foot out the door.

At the Lazy K, this bit of subterfuge lasted about 12.1 seconds.

All the salespeople were ready to quit, and only the Tour Guide was giving guided tours.

Star was sent out to deal with the sales staff, while the CSB got on the phone to the Old Battleax and explained the situation.

"They can all go. I've done it before by myself, and I can do it again. I don't fucking need them to sell a fucking thing," she said, "They're harrassing me every goddamn day, from morning to night. I don't need this shit."

This went on for several hours, then a maraca (A fedex package that makes a rattling sound when you shake it. The CSB gets them several times a month.) came from the overseas pharmacy, and the CSB was able to relax and call the Old Battleax back and they agreed that since they'd been caught fucking Lil' Wigger out of his commission this time, they'd pay him what he deserved. It's all the times they don't get caught that will pull the Lazy K out of the neverending downward spiral to financial ruin. That and taking a weeks paid vacation away from all the employees who have been there five years or more. And stealing salespeople's Yamaha spiffs.

Once they decided to pay Lil' Wigger what he earned, the CSB went out onto the sales floor and told the sales staff she had resolved the issue in his favor, and it was all a big mistake that won't happen again. But she did call the Old Battleax, even though she hates talking to that fucking bitch (as she puts it), and get it taken care of, because she loves all the salespeople and they are all her favorites.

What are the odds a Las Vegas bookmaker would give that if the CSB told you that you are the only one in her life, and you left town for a long weekend, the CSB would not call and email Taco Dave, talk about spanking and anal sex, arrange to meet him, then leave early?

I hope nobody took that bet.

11 comments:

JW said...

When I worked there the CSB was a fat fag hag who was stealling other peoples deals and give them to me because I was fucking her.

Don't trust the CSB. She will fuck U over everytime!!!

Sister Dick said...

It's a Free For All

Due to recent court cases that have stated that the author is responsible for posted matter, and not the host, we have decided to stop moderating comments. So post away and let the fur fly.

Anonymous said...

So is this dealer in columbia mo? Maybe the name starts with pro ends with cycle?

Anonymous said...

JW, you were banging the CSB? Can you say white trash?

Anonymous said...

JW is a fag. That's what makes it so funny.

Anonymous said...

not columbia mo, but the city starts with the same 6 letters

Anonymous said...

what's HI in the middle and round at both ends, don't ASK me....

Anonymous said...

the REAL story of the Buddha in the local paper:
http://www.columbiatribune.com/2006/Jan/20060122News001.asp

Anonymous said...

And here I was all happy I found the location with a bit of internet hunting a few days ago....


Either way, I love this blog!

Now who gots some pics of the CSB and the rest of the clan that works in a gay store?

ha ha

Anonymous said...

i used to work there dont ASK me why i did. about three-four months later i walked in and that stupid bitch starting yelling for me like i was still one off her little goons. also i can vouche for all the printed events i was there for most of them

hail baby hitler

Anonymous said...

Did JW also work at the main branch, putting stuff together? Cuz if it is, don't listen to a word he says. He's about a big a liar and shitstirrer as the CSB.