The CSB found a cat wandering in her neighborhood. So she did the only insane thing she could think of. She brought the cat to work. Mondo is allergic to cats, so she told him he would have to stay home until we find the cat a new home, even though he is the best salesperson at the LazyK.
As Mondo was packing his stuff, the CSB told him she didn't want him to leave, and would keep the cat in the parts department.
So the cat stayed in the parts department until the Rhino decided to bring it up to the front counter and feed it. Then it stayed in the parts department until it decided to wander through the store and find Mondo. Then it stayed in the parts department until the Poodle decided to chase the cat through the store. Then it stayed in the parts department until Friar Tuck decided to carry it over to Mondo's desk and put it in his chair.
Mondo is making plans to make the cat disappear.
Think you work in Hell? This is the unbelievable, but true, story of the Crazy Screaming Bitch (CSB), and all those who interact with her at the Lazy K, a family owned motorcycle dealership. Names have been changed to protect the innocent, facts have been altered and/or distorted, things have been made up and timelines have been shortened for dramatic effect. But other than that, It's all true.
The CSB's Pussy
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