Hysterical Perspective

Because she feels at times that we portray her unfairly in the blog, the CSB has decided to update the Rhino and our readers as to how things are going in her happy little world. I think most people will agree after reading her latest missive that the CSB is a real catch, and that Freddie Fife, Taco Dave, the guy in Parts with the pills and Tarot the denim clad creep are very lucky indeed.

"Rhino We made much,much, MUCHO more money this season. Hummmm I think we cut the fat worked harded. and got rid of some over paid fat lazy people. Change is good! Our new staff is awesome. All reps have mentioned to me what a much more organzied pleasant place this is. So I say out with the OLD and in with the NEW..YEE-HAW I'm pretty smart for a backward hilly billy. Not bad looking, a bod that rocks and a full bank account. not to mention the 2ct rock on my finger. I'd say life is great. happy happy loving life! Thanks for getting us out of your drama world countless DUIs, b/f running over you with the van, stick in the leg, month stay aat a mental hospital. Good God girl you have issues. Try the 12 step program. I would think sit on your giant butt all day isn't helping. What are you up to now 500-550lbs? have a nice life cow eyes......love ya man but GET HELP SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Rooting around between her legs, the CSB could take out Weavepole Dave's sister's pancreas with that nose of hers. It's growing like Jack's beanstalk. Everybody has quit, there is no new staff, the place is an absolute shithole, and we are sitting on rusty new bikes made in 2004 and stored outside ever since. She lies like a cheap carpet.

The CSB imagines herself to be a larger than life historical figure. Catherine the Great with a poodle instead of a horse, or Mae West if Mae ran her father's motorcycle shop and bought all her food at Odd Lots. That's how you know you are a success, when you buy your food at Big Lots and can't spring for the name brands at the Dollar General.

Speaking of nasty cracks, the FSB is still smoking tarpole while the Homeless Guy tries to find new ways to fuck over the employees.

Juan Capistrano, the new F & I guy, didn't just quit, he fled the scene and took his name off every contract he could on his way out so he won't be one of the defendants when the shit hits the fan. We can't sell bikes because there is nobody to do paperwork at the Lazy K. So the big surly fat girl from the East side came in to to clean things up and help us deliver some fucking bikes. She spent the entire day bitching about what we've done, and trying to uncover Juan Capistrano's tracks. In short, she did nothing while Baby Hitler tried to figure out why the parts department is so fucked up since he left.

Before he fled the jurisdiction, Juan Capistrano delivered 23 bikes that never got financed. That means 23 people are riding bikes for free. We sold some of their trades already. Star says it's bad, and that he won't let the Buddha come back to make things right because the Buddha just sat there and watched it happen after the CSB replaced him one afternoon with someone who couldn't do the job. So why doesn't Star sort out the paperwork and get these bikes financed? He's the manager, managers know how to do this.

Hey Freddie, where was the CSB today? With a customer? Yea, right... Was that clam a little salty? I know. More to follow.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

She was probably getting that ring checked to make sure it is real and see what she could get out of it.

Terry said...

I hear she likes balding guys who wear denim shirts.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

They can't keep good help in that place.It's my understanding they thought this F&I guy was great!It didn't take him long to figure out the only one making any money was the people that owned the place!

Anonymous said...

I wonder how much money the CSB stole and blamed it on the F&I guy when he left.

Pepe said...

Anonymous said...
They can't keep good help in that place.It's my understanding they thought this F&I guy was great!It didn't take him long to figure out the only one making any money was the people that owned the place!

That's why she buys her food at Big Lots. All that money.

Anonymous said...

What's a matter cat got your tongue today or are you trying to find the mole....

Anonymous said...

Oh Patty, Just give up already!
BTW, Where's my court papers? I thought you were going to sue me?

Anonymous said...

I got mine I'm going to be witness!!!I can't wait!!!

Anonymous said...

Me to I am going to be a witness for the attorney general!WOOOHOOO

Anonymous said...

If you are wondering where all the customers are at,check out Morse Rd. There open house demo days is way better than "ride and compare"There givin away free hand held GPS units!!That place is the best shop in town!!!!

Anonymous said...

I've been to there ride and compare and it sucks!Bunch of dumb hillbilly's running around eating cheap ass hotdogs and bringing there kids to just ride quads around.

Anonymous said...

That place is a pain in the ass to get to since the bypass went in.I just drive to Columbus,there's alot of better dealers up there.

Anonymous said...

That store on Morse has way better service department and there prices are the cheapest in town.

Anonymous said...

"There open house demo days is way better." there open house demo days ARE way better dumbass. learn english

Anonymous said...

THEIR open house demo days are way better....need to learn how to spell, too!

Anonymous said...

The off road demo course that is in a small corner of a large parkinglot. Thats close to a dirt track how? Again whats next a baby pool water craft demo? lol seek help bloggers. Your touch with reality has slipped.