You Meet the Dumbest People Fixing Hondas

A guy brought his Honda Shadow into the Lazy K because the differential was whining. Famous Nobody the Drag Racing Snitch Nobody Has Ever Heard Of gave it a road test and told the owner that they all whine like that.

The differential exploded three days later, sending shards of metal through the case and 90 weight oil all over the rear wheel and tire.

Famous Nobody thought he repaired it and sent the customer on his way.

Two weeks later, the differential blew up again.

Famous Nobody laughed when they brought the Honda back into be fixed again. The Owner complained to Honda. They sent the Regional Service Manager over to figure out why Famous Nobody can't fix things so they stay fixed.

After spending the afternoon with Famous Nobody trying to figure out how he could repeatedly fuck things up so bad, the Regional Service Manager came to the conclusion that Famous Nobody would win The Biggest Loser if the show was about Losers. He wrote in his report that Famous Nobody is not qualified to put bicycles together for Wal-Mart, watching Famous Nobody work is like watching a monkey try to open a suitcase and the repair facilities at the Lazy K are worse than those found in a grass hut on the side of the road in a Third World country.

I'll bet Famous Nobody hit his girlfriend again over this. The rest of his life is a total failure, but at least he can still beat her up.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

just liek we have all said ask needs to leave this business to the real dealerships with qualified techs and real salesman, csb,crusty,battleaxe, pack it up before you end up in jail, this is no laughing matter you will end up in trouble lucky i didnt sue you when i had the chance. instead i just quit

Anonymous said...

Looks like they stopped ready the blog,no comments maybe she is just busy with her lawsuit.

Anonymous said...

how was court today?

doug said...

Someone please keep us posted as to the how the lawsuit is going.

Anonymous said...

Why did you feel the need to flip us the bird?How was court?Please tell us!

Anonymous said...

I think we all will get a news briefing before to long.

Anonymous said...

Did someone say refund?

Anonymous said...

Wow, if I didn't know better I'd swear that Lazy-K is a "fine" dealer near me and that Honda Shadow was really a Sport Touring bike by Kawasaki made from 1986 'til 2006.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm