Weavepoles

The CSB has been rather distraught lately. Freddie is showing all the too familiar signs of wanting to escape as he has come to realize he is just another nice guy who met a crazy on myspace.

To the CSB, their relationship has an all too familiar refrain, as he tries to pull away without provoking her into a pschotic episode then realizes at the end that that doesn't matter, what matters is putting some distance between himself and this fucking nutcase. This is twisting the CSB even tighter, because she doesn't understand how someone can go from "I love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you," on myspace before you've even met each other to "I don't need the drama," and telling his friends at work the CSB would benefit from longterm psychiatric care.

In deference to the CSB, Freddie has stuck around long after realizing she is still involved with Mr. Pill, and several "ex" boyfriends, fuckbuddies, guys she meets at motorcycle events and fucks, guys at the Lazy K she blows for drugs, the only straight guy in dog agility, and guys with dick pics on craigslist. So the CSB may be justified in feeling like Freddie led her on.

The CSB is so distraught over the thought of being alone once again that she didn't even fire the parts guy who refused to mow her lawn, saying it wasn't part of his job description. She did make him repair the weavepoles Weavepole Dave made, and thought, "maybe I'll call Weavepole Dave. I wonder what he's up to."

Weavepole Dave is still up to thinking the CSB is someone to be avoided.

Needless to say, Mr. Pill has been helping the CSB get through this crisis.

Last night, one of the technicians saw the CSB wandering down the freeway at about 45 miles an hour, cross two lanes and ride the shoulder down the exit ramp, run a red light and come to a stop in the middle of the road then back up onto the freeway again because she got lost on the way home and taken the wrong exit.

Ealy on, when things were wonderful and she was the hottest woman he'd ever met in his life, Freddie and the CSB talked at length about getting a Russian Terrier together.

Can you imagine how fucked up that mutt would be?

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nobody got no shit to talk today?The CSB must be passed out!

Anonymous said...

I thought that Freddie said "Take a hike CSB" I'm out of the loop need to catch up.Are they still in business?

Historical Society of Watertown said...

This blog is hilarious!!! You talking 'bout my ex-???
What a "see you next tuesday" she was

Anonymous said...

What happened to the "Thecsb" blogg spot???

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Anonymous said...

word has it Lazy K is getting a new honda dealership. they sell a bunch and are darn good at it . So what! That's why the Honda guy was there at least that's what I heard

Anonymous said...

Bull Shit!Everyone in this industry know's your the worst selling Honda dealer in the area!

Anonymous said...

This is a poor attempt to keep employee's from leaving!!!The ship is sinking!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Honda is ready to take your franchise!

Anonymous said...

Do you like the new commercial?Ask yourself why are you sitting in this dealership?

Anonymous said...

The real story is Honda said get a new building with a service department or were taking your franchise!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey George aka ex-con how is married life? I heard and saw your bride.I did not know you were into big, fat, ugly trailer trash. OMG that girl is a hog. Made me want to throw up. No wonder you spend hours slamming CSB. I think you are in love with her. She is way too hot for you. Don't be mad cause she shot you down. Dear she wouldn't give you the time of day. And you my friend are obsessed. Let her go. Make the best of your mail order bride. I bet she is 2 tons of fun. It just suck to be seen with her. She is a porker, pig fat slob and ugly to boot. but then again so are you! Come to think of it you make a lovely couple.

Anonymous said...

The real story is this is a made up story. Written by a broderline retarded lesbo. She has no job, no brain, no penis, she hates that the most. And a girlfriend with a huge ass and a face thats hard to look at supporting her. Wonder what her State Highway Cop Dad would think og this silly made up story?

Anonymous said...

Who's dad is a Statehighway patrolman is her dad Freddy I'm confused!!

Anonymous said...

Is Patty a Lesbo?

Anonymous said...

Its everyone elses fault not mine.The story of your life CSB.I guess its your parents fault your so fucked up!They never loved me all they made us do is work in this fucking store!!oh boo hoo!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like the CSB is wishes she was married.

Anonymous said...

Come on write somethng bitch!!!

Anonymous said...

CSB is married

Anonymous said...

kim the blog queen who couldn't pass a sixth grade math test. her she man's daddy is a super tropper

Anonymous said...

show us a pic of the cow you married George

Anonymous said...

she tip the scales well over 200lbs.......CSB is 5'2 110lbs and you call her fat PLEASE

Anonymous said...

If Honda appoves of this blog. I as a 10 year customer will NEVER buy another honda . I have send this to Honda. I hope they shut the down or they have lost a customer. And I will sue them and this blog author! NONSENSE, So unprofession

Anonymous said...

Your explaination of facts in the heading says it all..
Now you say this is a fictional writing about a fictional cast. I wish you would make up your mind Jorge.
PS:I haven't ran into you at any of the bike nights around town.I have been watching for your bald, beer belly fat ass and your jailhouse tatoo, porkrind chewing wife.

Anonymous said...

To the ex-cons. Don't hate the player, hate the game. The game in question is life.Your all obviously not getting much out of the game called life.Here are some hints. 1.Maintain a job (it may develope into a career). 2.Establish a line of credit (then you might be able to enjoy life). 3.Go after something with in your reach (if it is a fat bull dyke then you have met your potential).
4.Accept your life for what it really is and leave others who prosper alone (again don't hate the player hate the game that you obviously cann't compete in).

Anonymous said...

Notice the grammer of the comments,these are the people running the company.Everytime you make a comment it show's it you!Did Patty ever complete High School? That would be a interesting fact to find out!What are you going to do when the "Ninji aka old wigger" has enough of your shit and moves on.He's the glue holding that place together.Oh that's right they offered him a new job..ummm wonder what that job was?

Anonymous said...

Beans,

There is a shock for in you future. Better start saving for an lawyer now. Cause me knows you a poor dumb un-employed loser. Maybe your weird man like g/f will support your defend fund. The court order in the mail today. And I have a unlimited budget via Honda do you??????? Oh BTW the way the rest of you bloggers are getting one also. Won't want to leave any-one out. Happy happy joy joy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Please you lawyers a fucking dumb hillbillies like you!

Anonymous said...

HEY CSB!

Before you call other people dumb, you should really check your grammar. And by the way, it's called freedom of speech. You can't do a damn thing to the write of the blog, or the people who comment on it. You're a fucking idiot. Oh, and those persciption mail order drugs you can't stop buying, those are illegal. Dumb twat.
"There is a shock for in you future. Better start saving for an lawyer now. Cause me knows you a poor dumb un-employed loser. Maybe your weird man like g/f will support your defend fund. The court order in the mail today. And I have a unlimited budget via Honda do you??????? Oh BTW the way the rest of you bloggers are getting one also. Won't want to leave any-one out. Happy happy joy joy"

Anonymous said...

THE CSB IS A STUPID CUNT AND A WORTHLESS JUNKIE.

Anonymous said...

SEE YA IN COURT

Anonymous said...

THE GRAMMAR WAS A JOKE. i SEE YOU HAVE NE SENSE OF HUMOR. KEEP CALLING ME A STUPID CUNT AND WORTHLESS JUKIE. IT ONLY HELPS ME CASE. BESIDES YOU ARE THE ONE WITH ALL THOSE DUI'S

Anonymous said...

HEY DUMBASS. THE GRAMMAR WASN'T A JOKE AND YOU KNOW IT. YOU CAN'T SPELL BECAUSE YOU ARE AN UNEDUCATED MORON. GO AHEAD AND TRY TO TAKE ME TO COURT. I'VE NEVER WORKED AT THAT SHIT HOLE YOU CALL A DEALERSHIP, AND I NEVER WILL. ASK IS UNDER INVESTIGATION FROM THE OHIO ATTORNEY GENERAL, AND I PROMISE YOU, YOU ARE ALL FUCKED. EVERY LAWYER IN TOWN IS AWARE OF YOU, YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR SHADY BUSINESS ANTICS. SO TELL ME PATTY, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO SUE ME????

Anonymous said...

I wanna go to court.I have alot the court would like to hear.