Stick the Snitch in Service

The Tour Guide came back. He left about a month ago, after giving guided tours of the dealership for a couple months that resulted in 5 sales. He just disappeared one day during his lunch break.

Then Baby Hitler decided he didn't want to be a sideshow in this three ring circus anymore, so he transfered to the East Side Lazy K. Baby Hitler, we miss you. Not really. You're an asshole.

What better person to be a manager than someone who left for lunch and didn't come back? The CSB had Star track down the Tour Guide and offer him a job as Parts Manager. Try to imagine going to lunch one day and not coming back to your job because it sucks. What are the odds that you would be called and offered a management position a month later?

The first thing the Tour Guide did is rally the troops. He, Twerpy the Parts Monkey and Baby Huey went to Star and told them that if Star didn't get Famous Nark out of the Parts Department, they would all quit. Star never wanted Famous Nark back, and doesn't understand why he's working for us again.

If the CSB is in the right state of I'm All Fucked Up on Prescription Meds, she doesn't take well to ultimatums. "I did it alone before, I can do it again," is one of the many things she has slurred, while drooling at the computer and looking at dick pics on craigslist, "I don't need those fuckers. They can all quit. Fuck them all."

Star has grown into the role a bit since most of the sales and support staff have walked off the job. He knows that you can't run a dealership with a fucked up psycho bitch as your boss and only employee . And as long as there are other people to blame for the shit that goes wrong, she will focus elsewhere and not make his life a living hell.

So Star reached down and found his balls and made an executive decision on his own. Star transferred Famous Nark to Service, where he is out of sight. What can a guy who gets his kicks fucking up people's new motorcycles before they take delivery do to hurt the Lazy K anyway?

11 comments:

julie said...

where is everybody?

Anonymous said...

DUUUUDE...this is one of them dejvue' deals...i read this post a couple days ago...far out!

doug said...

What's going on at the K?

Anonymous said...

They are going out of business!!!!

Anonymous said...

I was in there the other day and they hardly have any of the new bikes...Must be true can't pay the floor plan..some of the bikes had rust on them..

Anonymous said...

Wow! this blog was obviously created to take out this business. I don't think that will happen. If you hate your job, QUIT! Mutinty amongst people you can't stand working with is just sheer ignorance. It's America! You can get a new job! The reality is, the blog is dying. With everyone quitting, it's going to be hard to find new material. That's sad... for the blogger.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Wow! this blog was obviously created to take out this business. I don't think that will happen. If you hate your job, QUIT! Mutinty amongst people you can't stand working with is just sheer ignorance. It's America! You can get a new job! The reality is, the blog is dying. With everyone quitting, it's going to be hard to find new material. That's sad... for the blogger."

As long as there is a Lazy K, there will always be new material.

Anonymous said...

this blog will never die there are so many of us with so many experances about the lazy k you dont even know

Anonymous said...

Years ago, we had a renter who made his living as an IT temp worker . One of his more memorable assignments was to take the place of a guy who committed suicide on his lunch break. How bad can your job/life be that you are compelled to off yourself on your lunch break? At least the Tour Guide realized he has options!

Anonymous said...

any ex-cons that would like to assist in seeing the Lazy K go down? contact Melissa Wright at 800-282-0515

Anonymous said...

per the Better Business Bureau

-Ohio Attorney General's Office Consumer Protection Section at 614-466-8831 or 800-282-0515.

- Franklin County Common Pleas Court Civil Division Clerk of Courts at 614-462-3621 concerning case 06CVH-5-6442.

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