Snitch

I apologize to our readers. We are being threatened with legal action by people who believe they own the Lazy K, even though they deny it exists. I have been told to expect to be served any day now. So I pulled this story for a day and decided to put it back up because these mutton heads can't sue us, even if they want to. And if they do, they won't prevail. And if they do prevail, they will get my laptop, lots of nude pics of the CSB and a handful of peanut M&Ms, and that's about it. So I guess they should feel free to go fuck themselves, if they feel up to it and their attorney tells them it is the right thing to do.

Sister Dick


Star has been telling people that the Lazy K is going to have lie detector tests to find out who is talking to the authors of the blog. Star actually told employees that Stupor Trooper Freddie Fife of the State Highway Patrol has a lie detector machine and is going to drop it off at the Lazy K for the CSB and Star to use on the inmates to find the snitch. According to Star and the CSB, they are not going to ask anyone if they are the snitch, but are going to ask people if they know who the snitch is, for legal reasons.

If your IQ was higher than 30 and you showed up at work one day and were told this by management, what conclusions would you draw?

Questions we would like to see asked during these lie detector tests:

Do you illegally buy prescription drugs from your employees?

Are you still having sex with the character known as Taco Dave?

For the Lazy K Junior Rangers out there, here is your secret message of the week in our impossible to break secret code.

Arstay isay Upidstay.

Eallyray eallyray upidstay.

12 comments:

Rumsfield said...

Anonymous wrote:

"Mondo is the author of the blog. No-one has seen or heard from him in months, my guess he is in prison and is his occupational therapy. He may have a career as a fiction writer someday. Good luck Mondo"

Mondo is one of many. More join us every day. We grow stronger by the hour. We are building the finest fighting force of martial artists the world has ever seen. You are powerless to stop us. You have our gratitude.

Anonymous said...

Dammit, I lost my decoder ring after I fingered the CSB!

Now I have to hire either Nifong or Scooby Doo to help me out...


Jinkees!

julie said...

Fuck the csb and star. this stuff is addictive. I tell people about it every day.

hail mary said...

If there was no truth to this blog then why did the CSB delete her Myspace page? Huh? Any thoughts?

Anonymous said...

Let me tell you it's true......I worked there!

Anonymous said...

This is so funny you all get what you deserve.... kbk

Anonymous said...

The CSB is a trained polygrapher now?
The local gov't. doesn't mind a private company making use of their publically-funded resources? If you phone up your local newspaper there's bound to be a reporter who'll be interested in this, especially if you take photos of Fife carrying the polygraph into the store.

Anonymous said...

I 'm concerned for the safety of your citizens there if Fife is on the police force. He's a real winner.

Doug said...

Man, I wish I could have seen the CSB's My Space page! If she puts it back up, someone please let us know.

I WAS BLINDED!!!!!!!! said...

The CSB's MySpace was a scarring experience. She made every attempt to post pictures of herself like she was some young hottie but her muffin gut and saggy prunes were disturbing at the very least. I still experience problems associated with the viewing of those pics and I am considering legal action due to the postings of said pictures. The CSB will be hearing from my law firm Dewey, Cheatem and Howe!

Anonymous said...

FIGHT THE POWER! They're idiots, and they can't do shit to you.

Anonymous said...

I remember the myspace. It was such a pathetic attempt to dust the cobwebs off her old ass! But she did suceed with the Fifer.It's a wonder his dick hasn't rotted off yet!