Spring is in the Air

Spring is finally here, and the Lazy K is enjoying some nice warm days. Nothing like a little sunshine to bring the customers in to step over the dogshit and look at bikes.

The guys in service decided that it would be fun to fill the undertail exhaust of a brand new Honda CBR600RR with water while they were washing it. The buyer was at the Buddha's desk, signing the purchase order.

Famous Nobody, the drag racing loser and failure as a service technician, paged Tits Ahoy to the service department. When she wandered back to see what they wanted, hoping it was to smoke another joint in the tunnel, he fired up the bike, revved it to the rev limiter, and doused Tit's tits with water.

Then he filled the exhaust system with water a few more times and shot some of it into the mechanic's bay.

The new guy in service who knows nothing about bikes but is responsible for showing buyers how theirs operates when they buy it, was wheeling a brand new Suzuki C50 back to be prepped. He slipped in the combination of water and motor oil on the floor of the service department, and fell, pushing the Suzuki away as he did. It fell over, and took out a customer's Yamaha Vino scooter, ripping a hole in the seat and leaving a big gash in the plastic.

They told the CSB that the sink had clogged and overflowed and nobody saw the water until it was too late.

The CSB had them put a Lazy K sticker over the big scratch on the fender of the C50, and push the Vino outside to the parking lot and tell the owner that someone pushed it over, so the Lazy K is not responsible for the damage. She told Daffy that when the Vino guy called, to transfer the call to her, and threatened to fire anyone who couldn't keep his fucking mouth shut.

The CSB called her mother and bitched about the fuckups in service.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Anonymous said...

Mondo is the author of the blog. No-one has seen or heard from him in months, my guess he is in prison and is his occupational therapy. He may have a career as a fiction writer someday. Good luck Mondo

Anonymous said...

maybe if you would take the time to learn how to make a legitimate living you could experience the real world instead of hiding in some other country with your prostitute crack whore of a wife. surely someone as cunning as you could find someone to put up with a actual citizen of the u.s. instead of importing another piece of trash to drain the economy even more.

Anonymous said...

At least Mondo admits he is a criminal. careful, big brother is watching.

Anonymous said...

OMG talk about old news......Friendless again??????

Nobody like a lier and a broke loser. How's you fat wife life mac and cheese? Our Government giv out food stamps. Sign up.

Anonymous said...

Why do you think he need to import. No American woman would touch this ugly fat skank!

Anonymous said...

I think the Mondo or who ever he calls him self writes all the comments. To make him look popular. Trust me this guy is ugly, fat, stinks and never had a date in his life. Maybe he is gay. he sure talks about it alot.

Justin said...

what a loser get a life dude

u kant speel stoopid phuker said...

Holy crap! What grade did your dumbass drop out of? Stupid fuck can't even spell your own name! At least the person who writes this blog can put a sentence together.

I thought this blog was BS until I found the skanks Myspace page and then I was hooked. Too bad she dropped it, I was about to have fun with the ho! Did you know she likes sex?

Anonymous said...

Alright boys and girls. Can't we all get along so we can read this killer blog? First of all if this stuff really does happen it SHOULD be blogged for christ sakes! It's too damn funny. If it doesn't happen, then the author(s) need to let us know that it's only fiction.

Guardian said...

What do you mean "boys and girls"?? The first five posts were obviously from the same person, who can't spell or create a grammatically correct sentence. Notice that they were all posted within a 45-minute period, around lunch time?? That’s about the time a CSB would awake from her drug-induced stupor, and be coherent enough to operate a computer. My bet is, we won’t see or hear from “anonymous” any more after she slinks back to service for some more happy pills……

Anonymous said...

strike a nerve??? Do you even have a job? Or is this what you do full time? I have meet Mondo...YIKES hard to look at, let alone listen to. BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Anonymous said...

old news.....give this person some help

Anonymous said...

To my readers of this wonderful world I live in. I am upset that everyone thinks Mondo is deserving of credit for this blog.

For I am the ture author.....Paco

Anonymous said...

I can't believe the direction this blog is taking. More fuel for the fire, please!!!

Anonymous said...

I hear Old Crusty found the blog and is not amused.

Another pay cut?

Dinomite said...

Apparrently Freddie fife likes to look at prunes, because thats how he judges bueaaty. shrivvled OLD cooz with a really nasty flaver like old fishing boots. Get a live you fucking loozer.

Anonymous said...

i personally think it is great somebody is finnlly speaking the truth about this dealership. i dont know if its just me or has anyone else noticed when you are on your way back to parts counter everyone is huddled around one computer and then when you get there they click out of something and walk away. well i caught them one time looking at some young girl shoving random kitchen utensils in her ass. no wonder parts are ALWAYS on back order, there not foling anyone but there customers in grove city DOWN WITH ASK

Anonymous said...

So much for the anonymousness of the blog.Nice job dumb ass. This is exactly how things are shut down. But then again maybe it is time seeing how booooorrrrring it is getting.

Doug said...

You just can't get this kind of entertainment for free anymore.

Whomever the author is, THANKS for making it fun to read during break time.

doug said...

Old Crusty ought to be more worried about how his delinquent daughter is ruining the store.

Anonymous said...

The nuts don't far fall from the tree. She must have learned some of this from her outstanding parents.

Annette said...

Anonymous said...
"I think the Mondo or who ever he calls him self writes all the comments. To make him look popular. Trust me this guy is ugly, fat, stinks and never had a date in his life. Maybe he is gay. he sure talks about it alot."

I have known Mondo for over 20 years. He was in a couple of adult films in the early 80s, and definitely didn't do gay stuff.

Love the blog, by the way.

Anonymous said...

SNITCH??? Where did the delusional ramblings of Augie go? I had to take a break and catch my breath from laughing so hard.Then what do I see? No more Snitch post! I guess the author realized how far fetched this was actually getting and desided to scrap the delusional rant. So much for "IT'S ALL TRUE" claim.

Gommer out!

Apparently Crazy said...

Hmmm... where'd the more current post go?

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Sister Dick said...

Okay Augie, it's back up. Happy now?