From his corner, the Buddha spied the donuts on the sales desk in the middle of the showroom. The Buddha likes donuts. And he had to go to the bathroom.
He pushed himself up out of his chair, the special one rated for 500 pounds that he has trouble sleeping in when things are slow, and walked toward the bathroom. He stopped at the sales desk and took a donut, then ate it on his way to the bathroom.
On his way back from the bathroom, the Buddha spied the cupcakes shaped like little pink easter bunnies that someone in the Parts department had brought in. He ate one on his way back to the sales desk, where he grabbed yet another donut, which he ate on the way to his desk. Do they make 600 lb. rated chairs and who's wearing that groove into the floor?
Think you work in Hell? This is the unbelievable, but true, story of the Crazy Screaming Bitch (CSB), and all those who interact with her at the Lazy K, a family owned motorcycle dealership. Names have been changed to protect the innocent, facts have been altered and/or distorted, things have been made up and timelines have been shortened for dramatic effect. But other than that, It's all true.
Easter Feast on the way to the Bathroom
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