The Wicked Bitch of the West Side: Side Business

Side Business

Mondo and Baby Hitler have an interesting little side business going on at the Lazy K. When Mondo sells a motorcycle, Baby Hitler charges parts to it that the customer didn't order, want or receive, then they sell the parts on Ebay. Now, everybody gets a free helmet, whether or not they get one, and a lot of Honda Shadow riders are buying power commanders and clutch sets for Hayabusas. Check out those prices on Ebay.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...: A. Thank GOD you're back - I was starting to worry the CSB had killed you all.

B. What's up with the repeat? Does the writers' strike reach all the way to the Lazy K?

C. Happy new year! Bonus points for anyone who gets a pic of the CSB passed out in a pool of her own... revelry... and posts a link on this board.

;); 1/01/2008 1:23 PM
Anonymous said...: HeRpEs hErPeS HeRpEs hErPeS, nO CuRe FoR hErPeS
HeRpEs hErPeS HeRpEs hErPeS, nO CuRe FoR hErPeS
HeRpEs hErPeS HeRpEs hErPeS, nO CuRe FoR hErPeS; 1/02/2008 10:01 PM
Anonymous said...: This is true! I have got some great deals from these guys. Anyone want to buy a leather race suit. The old parts manager got it for me but its the wrong size. It was $1000 new I'll take $50. Never worn. Also I have a stack of shenko tires $25 each.; 1/03/2008 10:00 AM
Anonymous said...: HeRpEs hErPeS HeRpEs hErPeS, nO CuRe FoR hErPeS
HeRpEs hErPeS HeRpEs hErPeS, nO CuRe FoR hErPeS
HeRpEs hErPeS HeRpEs hErPeS, nO CuRe FoR hErPeS
HeRpEs hErPeS HeRpEs hErPeS, nO CuRe FoR hErPeS
HeRpEs hErPeS HeRpEs hErPeS, nO CuRe FoR hErPeS
HeRpEs hErPeS HeRpEs hErPeS, nO CuRe FoR hErPeS; 1/09/2008 10:58 PM
Anonymous said...: Not sure of the relevance of Herpes, but if you are going to kill the blog, don't kill it slowly, just kill it and leave the archives for those unfortunates who have yet to discover the CSB.; 1/16/2008 11:29 AM
Anonymous said...: Shit everyone knows nothing going on in that place but soon the season starts and then we will have full details..We have 3 new moles who work at 2 different stores updates will come soon..; 1/22/2008 7:36 PM
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VaLtReX vAlTrEx VaLtReX vAlTrEx; 1/22/2008 10:06 PM
Anonymous said...: If this were true you would already know what is going on. The proof is in your blog. Oh nothing is in your blog....; 1/22/2008 10:13 PM
Anonymous said...: Gee I recall a lawsuit that still hasn't gone to court. Oh thats right it wasn't a lawsuit after all. Nice call genius commenters. Looks like some people understand the legal system after all. Yet others are still broke and knowledgeless.; 1/22/2008 10:18 PM
Anonymous said...: Who's broke? I got stacks thats just how it is!; 1/25/2008 6:10 PM
Anonymous said...: i know everyone at ask is broke, at least the ones that do not have a meal ticket,

hey star sorry about your boy heath ledger, looks like no more camping trips; 1/29/2008 4:18 PM

Can't tell the players without a program?

The CSB -daughter of the owner of the Lazy K. our Boss.
The FSB - sister of the CSB. Fat and Sneaky, shares her crazy belief system with all who will listen and many of those who won't
Old Crusty - Owner of the Lazy K and four sister stores.
The GOB, formerly the Old Battleax- Greedy Old Bitch, Wife of Old Crusty. The genius who makes all the big decisions. Has Bozo the Clown hair and several small dogs.
Fearless Leader- Ex-con, missing several teeth. Former store manager brought it to maintain order while the CSB went on her 4th 28 day vacation. Wishes he could have beat down the employees when they got out of order. Still trying to come back to work at the Lazy K.
The Rhino -illegal immigrant office manager, as big as a Rhino
the Buddha - Finance manager.
Star - Former salesperson, then parts manager, now sales manager. Sex with the CSB may play a part in his rise to power.
Tits Ahoy - current receptionist. big tits and matching ass.
Ellie May - Chunky late 40's former receptionist with a penchant for tank tops and short shorts.
The Manatee- young fat beast who answers the phones at night, glares at people and does crossword puzzles.
Shaggy - former parts manager, now wanted for theft.
Baby Hitler - Parts manager, service manager, parts manager
Daffy - service writer
Famous Nobody - Drag racer nobody has heard of. Can't get a job anywhere else.
Sales Department
Friar Tuck - Miserable Fat Man.
Mondo - Seasonal employee who has no scruples. Wanted in six states.
Beans - Lesbian sales person who enjoys burping and farting.
Ol' Wigger - It just ain't cool to talk, walk or dress like that when you're 38.
Paco - peppy little fellow that wants to make the workplace a happy place. Either incredibly stupid or has a high tolerance for pain and frustration.
The Tour Guide - Paco's Amigo. General all around nice guy who gives guided tours of all the bikes and ATVs. Doesn't sell any.
The New Guy - he'll be gone before you know it.
Supporting Cast
Mr. Moose - The Rhino's giant hillbilly lesbian companion.
Psycho Jedi - Tits Ahoy's boyfriend
The Poodle - Toy Poodle. Has a shrine to him in the dealership. Nobody cares.
Bandit - border collie. Can do tricks, but can't be housebroken.
Generic Service Technician - we have a lot of turnover
The CSBs love life
Taco Dave - Met on AOL, 24 year old Mexican.
Weavepole Dave - Met on Match.com. 54 and butt ugly
Freddy Fife - Barney's taller and less attractive brother. Met on Myspace.
Kerry the Salesman - Match.com.
Tarot - balding freak with a moustache. Likes Denim shirts and denim trousers. Hangs around a lot.

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