Shhhh, Don't Tell the New Guy

We've changed the payplan for new salespeople yet again. Instead of hiring and paying competent salespeople, we are going to find idiots that will work for minimum wage and a bonus of between five and eight dollars every time they sell a bike. And they don't have to sell the bikes either. Master Closer Star will be putting the deals together and Paco will be taking care of the financial paperwork.

So far we've tricked one guy into taking the deal. He rides a Kawasaki Concours and apparently can't get a job at McDonalds.

Whatever you do, don't tell him about the commissions and spiffs the salespeople receive under the regular payplan.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

first off...thats a crappy entry after nothing for a month. and second...since your business is in the crapper with no sales, whats it matter?

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Anonymous said...

Be patient, people. Spring is coming, and with the blooming flowers will surely come a surge in business that will probably ignite a powderkeg of rediculousness at this facility.
We just wish that we had some pics of some of these folks who are keeping us so entertained so we could better envision the mayhem.
Blog on!

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What do you think could happen if we posted some pics..How would you do it?We could take spy photos..

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Has anyone seen the company's website lately?

Anonymous said...

Mitch, is that you? New guy? Mitch did you get another job?

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