The Last Sumo

The Buddha has left the building. Reduced to playing on the internet after watching Juan Capistrano, the new F and I guy from Delaware, walk in, talk to the CSB for five minutes and take his job, the Buddha decided it was time to leave when the CSB raised his healthcare premiums fom $80 a month to $800 and then told him he would have to take a pay cut that would make him earn about $65 less than his healthcare premiums every month after taxes, because playing on the internet doesn't pay very well at the Lazy K. Nothing pays very well now that we are down more than 42% over last year and having serious problems with all our creditors and the District Attorney.

So the Buddha went to a job interview near his house, and thinks he has a job. What he doesn't know is that Juan Capistrano realizes the Lazy K is a crazy place, he's not going to make any money here, and has been interviewing all over town. It won't be long before Star or the Meal Ticket is calling the competent woman again and asking her how to fill out loan and title paperwork, then arranging for everyone to come back in and redo their loan papers when they get someone in the Buddha's chair who knows what the hell they are doing.

Does the Buddha know he is eligible for unemployment? All he has to do is mention the insane drug induced behaviour of the CSB and her frequent requests that he commit fraud when filling out sales contracts.

It worked for the Rhino.


Anonymous said...

Good for you Jimmy!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIDDLER said...

Big Jimmy finally said "fuck it i'm out",the csb didn't even have time to shout.Funny how things change. I heard the dogs got the fuckin mange.When will the CSB learn,she is standing on a bridge,while everyone is cheering BURN!!!

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it the GC store is going to close before the first of the year if it doesn't turn a profit this last quarter.....I'm sure they are going to have to make a change of plan they're business is slowing way down and they can't keep putting money into a store that can't turn a profit.....Good Luck to all you sorry fucks!!!!!keep on rowing you might make it to shore.....before it sinks.