Dude, Where the Fuck's my Bike?

This guy called service today to see if his bike is ready to be picked up. I would say "fixed," but that's stretching things. If it's still running after we've touched it, that's a good thing.

It is a 2006 Yamaha R6, and we can't find it.

Star and the service department spent the morning trying to figure out where it is, and then Famous Nobody the drag racing snitch sauntered in a couple days late. He thinks he remembers leaving the bike outside with the key in it Saturday night.

When she awoke from her self induced coma in the back office, the CSB said, "Tell the fucker to call his insurance company, because we're not responsible."

8 comments:

doug said...

Can't wait to see who gets their ass kicked by the customer over this one!

Anonymous said...

ah yes... customer service at its finest. way to go patty!
you suck!

Apparently Crazy said...

So, in other words, does this mean that perhaps Famous Nobody (the drage racing snitch) actually DID leave it outside? Or did he decide he needed a new bike? Or the cash from it? lol

Anonymous said...

For Sale: '06 Yomama R6. Low miles, minor damage. Make offer. Must sell fast. Call F. N. @ 1-800-HOT-BIKZ

Anonymous said...

Hey I bought that bike fair and square..The lady with the two dogs said it was her's and she would trade me my month's supply of pain killers for it!

Anonymous said...

She settled for half and gave me a blowjob!!1So it's mine all mine!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I SAW SOMEONE WITH A LAZY K T-SHIRT!!!! Where can I get one? It was blue and said "staff" on the back of it. I want to make sure it's authentic!

an ex conn said...

you have to be prevlaged to have one of those with the ask staff on it only ex conns from a certin time pareid have those like me and every time i wear mine some one spits at me !!!!