Screw Mom and Dad, I got $50

Monikwa has a new bike.

She is a big nasty bulldyke who once came thundering into the Lazy K to beat the hell out of Tits Ahoy for calling her "Sir," when she called to complain to the CSB about the Service department tearing the seat of her Vulcan and scratching the tank when she left it here for an oil change.

The Rhino dated Monikwa for a while, and that scared the Rhino.

Then Monikwa decided she wanted to go out to with the CSB. I'm not sure if it was the prison tats, the jericurl mullet, or the big black strap-on dildo Monikwa brought with her in the box she returned the wrong sissy bar we ordered for her and showed and told the CSB she wanted to fuck her with in bareback biker chaps, but the CSB took to hiding from Monikwa when she came in to complain every couple of days for three months last summer that her bike was still in our service department. The CSB even went back to service more than once and screamed at Famous Nobody to fix her fucking bike and get it the hell out of here.

It was a surprise to learn that Monikwa had traded her Vulcan in for a Road Star at the other Lazy K, because she thinks the FSB is strange.

The FSB decided that to get the $50 spiff Yamaha offers, she would give Monikwa $800 more than a rich lunatic would pay for the Vulcan if all the pitted chrome bolt on crap was gold and it didn't have a dented tank and holes in the seat where her vaginal emissions had eaten through the vinyl, and sell the Yamaha for $250 under cost, to cover the new and improved doc fee. The FSB even went so far as to show Monikwa in the NADA book that she was giving her $800 over book value. When all's said and done, the Lazy K lost more than a thousand dollars on the deal. But the FSB got $50.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is why their numbers are so far off..Incompete hillbilly's trying to make in the bike business...I got news for your, new bikes shop's are in town and doing it right!!!Just keep what your doing Lazyk soon you'll be gone!!and I can't wait!!!!!

doug said...

How great would it be if the CSB and FSB had to find work at another dealership in town? That shit would be priceless!

Anonymous said...

no one would hire them.

Anonymous said...

that wont happen. not much calling for a worn out crack whore and a shitty little dog.
better start hitting the want ads patty. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BITCH!

Anonymous said...

The whole town wants them out so I doubt any other motorcycle shop would hire her.

Anonymous said...

I would fucking die laughing if that bitch came into my dealership and so would everyone else...

Anonymous said...

This is crazy but true. I saw the whole thing go down. Hillbilly math. You should see the money the FSB puts in trades to make a deal work. She just put $2000. into a 1982 Suzuki that was a piece of shit.