I'm not Crazy, I'm the CSB

Freddie Fife may have mentioned inadvertently to the CSB that in his opinion she could benefit from psychiatric help. He then mentioned it several more times over the course of the last few weeks, pretty much constantly since the revelation hit him that his girlfriend is fucking nuts. Though he still likes to fuck the CSB, Freddie doesn't like to hang around before or afterward. And he's hiding the pain meds now.

We know this because the CSB told the Meal Ticket, who's nursing degree qualifies her to answer phones and keep an eye on Star while the CSB stumbles around the Lazy K trying to prove to the world that she is still hot, despite being a drugged out skank who has blown the toothless guy back in parts for a handful of vicodin.

Then the CSB got on the phone, to whomever she vents to when her life catches up with her, and said, "The fucker said I need psychiatric help. Who does the son of a bitch think he is. I took him to Hawaii. I need help? He needs help. That's who needs psychiatric help."

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

CSB when are you going to realize your the one with the problem...You used to be a alright person when you got off them pills..take some advise and get some help...

Anonymous said...

Well... it's like my Daddy told me. "Son, if you think everyone in this world is an asshole... it's time to look in the mirror."

Earth to CSB, it's not too late!

Anonymous said...

Freddy has to be just as looney as her.I guess when you haven't been laid in 20 years you would probally put up with the crazy bitch for a little while but the season is halfway over she'll get dumped before to long. Then look out!!!

Anonymous said...

Back to fucking Star in the bathroom.

Anonymous said...

I thought I was on top of this shit, but who's The Meal Ticket again?

Anonymous said...

Star's boyfriend big gay Bryon's cousin who is Star's "girlfriend" but when confronted one night in a club, Star said that they where just friends..Star is sleeping with the CSB,Big gay Bryon and his meal ticket.Meal ticket has credit and I understand he is ruining it having her buy cars and motorcycles in her name.

Anonymous said...

I think everyone is starting to feel sorry for the CSB

Anonymous said...

Why would you feel sorry for that crazy bitch.This is what happens when you go through life fucking over every person you know.She now realizes that she is over the hill and the only way to cope with it is to take pills and fuck anything that will sleep with her

Anonymous said...

Meal ticket must be young and dumb.

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Bada Bing! said...

Man life has gotten bad for the old CSB.

Anonymous said...

I'd hit it.