Your Boss is Tweaking

Mondo was selling a Suzuki C50 to a guy who wanted to load it up with every accessory known to man. In the background, the CSB was power walking back and forth and screaming at him about his wanting to go to the bathroom about half an hour ago, when she thought Mondo should have been taking a $5 up to sell a waverunner instead.

The customer watched the CSB for a while, then turned to Mondo and said, "Dude, I think your boss is on meth. Seriously. I'm an undercover cop, and I would bet she is on meth. She's tweaking."

What is it about cops and C50s?

After the cop paid way too much for the C50 and left, the CSB came over to Mondo and apologized profusely. She couldn't apologize enough. Then she offered to blow him if he'd give her some of the vicodin he gets for the bulging disc in his neck.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

BJs for Vicodin... Sounds like the name of a punk band from England.

Anonymous said...

any ex-cons that would like to assist in seeing the Lazy K go down? contact Melissa Wright at 800-282-0515

Bada Bing! said...

I guess that means if you worked there and they stole your commisions when you didn't cop f&p and bogus pack charges that changed evertime they felt like it...not getting paid on rebates..stealing your spiffs.f&p is built in to the cost factor....oh I can't wait until the books get opened........

Bada Bing! said...

I guess that means if you worked there and they stole your commisions when you didn't cop f&p and bogus pack charges that changed evertime they felt like it...not getting paid on rebates..stealing your spiffs.f&p is built in to the cost factor....oh I can't wait until the books get opened........

Anonymous said...

Can anyone say class action lawsuit...how many employee's have been burned?

Anonymous said...

The lazy k lost a 4 unit deal last week because her "out the door" price somehow changed by a few hundred dollars just as she was about to sign on the dotted line, which was explained to her as that is "just the way they do things there." Needless to say, she was quite irate and continued to talk shit on the lazy k to anyone who would listen the entire time she was spending almost $20,000 in our shop. I love the lazy k, they help our sales figures greatly

Anonymous said...

This allegde inncodent doesn't add up. Lets suppose that CSB were a meth head like you have been saying for the life of this blogg. Then why is there an alleged weight gain? Hmmm, that is not a symptom of a Meth user. That actually is something that all meth users do have in commom, the loss of weight and the basic rott of soft tissue (lips/mouth area). So get your drugs right or atleaste do better research.

Anonymous said...

I witnessed a $20,000 plus deal last week that went thru with out a hitch.Think you should check your source into a program, because the smoke is clouding their head.
PS: the 4 unit deal was to a woman.

Augie said...

Anonymous dijo...
"This allegde inncodent doesn't add up. Lets suppose that CSB were a meth head like you have been saying for the life of this blogg. Then why is there an alleged weight gain? Hmmm, that is not a symptom of a Meth user. That actually is something that all meth users do have in commom, the loss of weight and the basic rott of soft tissue (lips/mouth area). So get your drugs right or atleaste do better research."

CSB,

Thank you for your contribution. It is always a pleasure to hear from you. If you possessed the attention span of a gnat and could comprehend what you read, you would realize the blog has not been saying you are a meth head from the beginning. Someone who came into the Lazy K saw you acting like a crazy screaming bitch and said this to his salesman.

Augie said...

Anonymous dijo...
"I witnessed a $20,000 plus deal last week that went thru with out a hitch.Think you should check your source into a program, because the smoke is clouding their head.
PS: the 4 unit deal was to a woman."

Sounds like the Meal Ticket is helping out with the comments. I guess this means some lucky salesman earned a whole $20 and the Lazy K got $1000 in doc fees. Or did the Lazy K break the law and discount the doc fee?

Anonymous said...

"This allegde inncodent doesn't add up. Lets suppose that CSB were a meth head like you have been saying for the life of this blogg. Then why is there an alleged weight gain? Hmmm, that is not a symptom of a Meth user. That actually is something that all meth users do have in commom, the loss of weight and the basic rott of soft tissue (lips/mouth area). So get your drugs right or atleaste do better research."

Someone needs to go back to school and research how to spell basic fucking words! My god is everyone in the CSB's family this stupid?

Anonymous said...

She used to big a big fat cow about two years ago until she quit spending money on frosty's and starting buying pills at a 300%markup.

doug said...

Frostys rock!

Anonymous said...

Jeeeeeeeeeesus! You sound like women in a bathroom!

Anonymous said...

per the Better Business Bureau

-Ohio Attorney General's Office Consumer Protection Section at 614-466-8831 or 800-282-0515.

- Franklin County Common Pleas Court Civil Division Clerk of Courts at 614-462-3621 concerning case 06CVH-5-6442.

6/22/2007 9:14 PM