HAPPY BIRTHDAY CSB !!!!!!!



Half a century and 9 months ago (or 36 years and a day if you believe what she posts on Myspace), Young Crusty grunted twice, the Young Battleax said, "Get the fuck off me you son of a bitch, I've got the gearshift knob crammed up my ass," and the demon spawn that became the CSB was conceived.

Everybody please call and wish the CSB a happy birthday.

Use the toll free number if you have to.

26 comments:

Star said...

Or come on by for a complimentary whiff of her vagina. It's a great exfoliant.

Weavepole Dave said...

And the triple foaming action really scours my penis

Freddie Fife said...

I find it to be a great law enforcement tool. One sniff of my hand, and even the hardest criminal confesses. Brings tears to my eyes. Really. It does.

Taco Dave's Arm Up to His Elbow said...

I'm up in that

The Meal Ticket said...

Mine smells too now, and I itch down there. Bad Star, No Gixxer.

Big Gay Brian said...

That may be something Star picked up poking around my lower GI tract.

Weavepole Dave's Sister said...

My nose has blisters

THE BIRTHDAY GIRL said...

BRING ME SOME VICODIN

MY PUSSY HAS FLEAS

Anonymous said...

Does she have a myspace page again? What is it????

An Enquiring Mind said...

When I think of the CSB's vagina, the phrase "Rusty Scupper" comes to mind. Why is this?

vigilante justice said...

Someone should brand the word SNITCH across Famous Nobodys forehead.

Anonymous said...

" Franklin County Common Pleas Court Civil Division Clerk of Courts at 614-462-3621 concerning case 06CVH-5-6442"

I checked this out...they really are getting sued by the state... are we going to have a courtroom corresponder? I volunteer!

By the way, Happy 50th you old cunt!

Anonymous said...

having known the CSB from "back in the day"..and NOT an employee of the lazy k..I would still like to swab her tonsils..even at 50..she still looks good..personality aside of course

romulis20@yahoo.com said...

How you doing hun. you have very nice tits. thought I would let you know what you probably already know.

Bada Bing! said...

That picture is great!!!!Happy birthday you fucking crazy bitch!!!

ex-slave said...

Happy Birthday. Now go choke on your own vomit and die, you fat crazy cunt

doug said...

Can't you all just feel the love!
Hahaha

Anonymous said...

Over the hill this explain's it all, metapause!!what a waste of life!!!no kids nothing but a couple of stupied dogs and a weak ass house on the west side...wow...played out by your parents you realize there is nothing left but your pathatic life as a motorcycle whore....Happy birthday you crazy screaming bitch!!!!!you deserve all of this..chiggity check yourself before you wreck yourself..crazy pill poppin bitches are bad for ya health!!!

Bestest Birthday Present Ever said...

The US Department of Justice, Drug Enforcement Administration, along with the Federal Bureau of Investigation, local, state and other law enforcement agencies, is investigating the theft of more than 16 million dosage units of hydrocodone combination products. On Sunday, June 17, 2007, a tractor-trailer traveling from Watson Pharma's manufacturing plant in Corona, California to its distributor located near Gurnee, Illinois was stolen from a truck stop in Troy, Illinois.

an ex-conn said...

Please dont forget that the fearless leaders b day is the day after the CSB and he likes KY Jelly beacuse his wifes pussy is too big for him so he gets her ass on his B-Day

Anonymous said...

I thought his wife had a dick!!!

Anonymous said...

It's not as though they don't already have a reputation. I don't know why people keep posting consumer reporting numbers as some form of threat.
I mean, that's what the blog (which I love) is about.
http://search.bbb.org/Results.aspx?ph=614-871-3711

Anonymous said...

Ahh the pictures are back!.... Delicious!

Anonymous said...

Tell everyone you know!!!!!!

Beans said...

Happy Birthday Patty. I sorry I wasn't there to partake in the fucked-up-fest. Don't be mad.

Rhino said...

Happy Belated Birthday Patty!
Hope you get everything you deserve.