You Must Be This Fat To Work Here

Here at the Lazy K, Hungry Hungry Hippos is not a game, it's what you'll see when the radio reps bring in free pizza. We hired a new woman to work behind the counter, and man is she a big 'un. We've got three women working behind the counter now, and it would take six tickets to fly them anywhere Southwest goes. Whatever happened to Height/Weight proportional?

We're all sitting back and watching, waiting for the Buddha to choke on a chicken wing or have a bad case of the all you can eat tacos, and need mouth to snout resuscitation. He's pretty much SOL at that point.

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