CSB Puts Her Foot Down

CSB does not seem to be in a good mood this morning. Beans and Buddha stroll in about 3 minutes after 10:00 a.m. They smile and say good morning to their great boss. CSB doesn’t acknowledge them. She just stares into the computer.

Finally her first word of the day, “Ok listen up, I’m writing down all the weekends that I need off for dog shows, so if you see that I’m off don’t even fucking ask for those days off!” She told this to half the staff. “I’m the boss and whatever I say goes.” Paco looked at Beans and said “Do we ever take weekends off? I don’t even know the meaning of that.”

Little later that day Beans came up to Paco and teased him about when he was going to get lunch. CSB butts in and says, “You can’t leave at the same time!!” Beans, highly aggravated, says “I’m not going anywhere, Paco is picking up lunch.” Then she says under her breath, “I’m sick of this shit, CSB always acting like none of her employees have any common sense.”

A favorite saying of the CSB is “That’s why I’m the boss and you’re not!” I’d have to assume she is the boss for the same reason she is white. She was born that way. All of the head managers are related. It’s been that way for 50 years now. I can’t imagine how they keep customers, let alone employees!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Normally I take issue with Craigslist spammers. In this case, I will make a big exception. Every bike shop in the country should have one of these. Keep it up.

Anonymous said...

do you guys sale honda dirtbikes? if so where are you located so i can come check them out it thats ok....thanks

Anonymous said...

supper funny story man ------ whats the name of the shop ???

Anonymous said...

You have a very nice lawsuit sitting packaged up in your lap…and you make a blog instead?

David said...

you have the worst, but most interesting job on the planet my friend.

these are the spawning grounds of sarcasm

Softness said...

Keep up the good work. This is the dawn of a new literature.

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Anonymous said...

This has to be one of the best stories I have read thus far. Been reading for awhile now and you still crack me up. AWESOME!!!