The FSB thought it would be a grand idea to open up a hour early for a special 15% off accessories when you buy a quad sale. The crystal told her to have all three locations to do this. On a normal day Lazy K gives a 20% off on accessories when you buy a vehicle. So you can tell how special it was.
Guess who forgot he had to be a hour early, Paco. Star looks at him and says "You are a half hour late!" Paco replies "Yea I know, I'm sorry." Star didn't bother to write him up.
Well, it comes as no suprise, there was not one single customer in that first hour. Too bad Buddha and Rhino missed it. Buddha was on vacation and Rhino called in sick with the flu. "WAIT! No Buddha, No Rhino. Who knows how to do finance paperwork?...I don't." Says the CSB.
Star calls the other store, then faxed them the information to do the paperwork for Beans' customer. After he showed the CSB and Tits Ahoy how to do the papers he left to go play with his Nintendo Wii.
As the customer gets ready to sign the paperwork he notices that the percentage was way higher than what Beans told him it would be. "Oh thank God you found that mistake it is pretty bad when our customers have to our job for us." says the CSB. Lucky for Beans the customer didn't get mad and walk out.
So the question remains, why doesn't the owner that has been working the stores her whole life know how to do finance papers??
Mangina
It's a little slow today, and the CSB got her weekly maraca, so she's feeling no pain. She's been playing with the digital camera we got to post photos of used motorcycles on the internet.
Alfalfa is 17 and works part time in the parts department. He comes over to order a part on the company computer, annoying her because she has to log off myspace and let him use it. While he is there, the CSB gets the bright idea of talking Alfalfa into tucking his penis back between his legs and letting her take photos of his mangina, which she promptly emails to friends and the guys who sell her radio advertising. Then she puts the best mangina photo on her myspace.
Alfalfa is 17 and works part time in the parts department. He comes over to order a part on the company computer, annoying her because she has to log off myspace and let him use it. While he is there, the CSB gets the bright idea of talking Alfalfa into tucking his penis back between his legs and letting her take photos of his mangina, which she promptly emails to friends and the guys who sell her radio advertising. Then she puts the best mangina photo on her myspace.
Write em up
One of the many rarely used methods of disciplining the inmates at the Lazy K is the write-up. Theoretically you get three and you're automatically fired. Because turnover is so high, few people last long enough to get written up once, much less three times.
Until now.
Since becoming store manager after sleeping with the CSB, Star has been on a write up rampage. In the last three weeks he has written up eight people, including most of service, half of parts and the entire sales staff. Every time the CSB abandons the Lazy K for one of her dog shows, Star gets out the write up forms and starts deciding who's next. The only people he hasn't written up are the Rhino, because she'll kick his ass if he does, The Buddha, because sleeping on the job is not against the rules and Baby Hitler, because they play video games together when they should be working.
It's cold, sales are down, and what better way to boost morale than write everybody up?
But the salespeople laughed, and refused to sign the write-ups. The rest of the day, they made fun of Star and his write ups.
"What are they going to do, fire us?" asked Paco.
This morning, Star told the CSB that he wants to make everyone sign a paper saying that being late is no longer acceptable. The CSB said that isn't going to work around here.
Star took the afternoon off to go home and play with his Wii.
Until now.
Since becoming store manager after sleeping with the CSB, Star has been on a write up rampage. In the last three weeks he has written up eight people, including most of service, half of parts and the entire sales staff. Every time the CSB abandons the Lazy K for one of her dog shows, Star gets out the write up forms and starts deciding who's next. The only people he hasn't written up are the Rhino, because she'll kick his ass if he does, The Buddha, because sleeping on the job is not against the rules and Baby Hitler, because they play video games together when they should be working.
It's cold, sales are down, and what better way to boost morale than write everybody up?
But the salespeople laughed, and refused to sign the write-ups. The rest of the day, they made fun of Star and his write ups.
"What are they going to do, fire us?" asked Paco.
This morning, Star told the CSB that he wants to make everyone sign a paper saying that being late is no longer acceptable. The CSB said that isn't going to work around here.
Star took the afternoon off to go home and play with his Wii.
Tunnel
Yesterday was the re-grand opening of the tunnel.
The CSB left for another dog show. Star and Baby Hitler were doing the norm of video gaming. Tits Ahoy brought in some brownies. Rhino and Friar Tuck brought in papers. And Beans brought in the bowl that she borrowed from Rhino.
With all the talk of the possible drug testing the tunnel has been closed for a few months.
To get to the tunnel you must walk through the show room, in to the service waiting room, through the service bay, hop over broken quads that are packed in the back hallway, then out the back door that leads to a small fenced in yard where they keep the broken jet skis.
They use the tunnel to escape their hard jobs and ease their minds by smoking weed.
So while they had no crabby CSB they re-opened the tunnel!!
The CSB left for another dog show. Star and Baby Hitler were doing the norm of video gaming. Tits Ahoy brought in some brownies. Rhino and Friar Tuck brought in papers. And Beans brought in the bowl that she borrowed from Rhino.
With all the talk of the possible drug testing the tunnel has been closed for a few months.
To get to the tunnel you must walk through the show room, in to the service waiting room, through the service bay, hop over broken quads that are packed in the back hallway, then out the back door that leads to a small fenced in yard where they keep the broken jet skis.
They use the tunnel to escape their hard jobs and ease their minds by smoking weed.
So while they had no crabby CSB they re-opened the tunnel!!
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