Taco Dave moves up the street

Taco Dave got a new job. This apparently helped his self esteem so much he was able to move five doors down from the CSB's new house, into the house of the mother of his 19 year old girlfriend and his alleged future offspring.

He sent the CSB an email saying he moved because she is a crazy bitch. She responded by staggering up to customers and employees and telling them what Taco Dave said, and that she's not crazy, then sending Taco Dave emails saying she gave him her heart and he broke it, and then passing out in the back office.

While he was in confessional mode, Taco Dave told the CSB he also engages in carnal relations with a woman he met on Craigslist who likes to get on all fours in the kitchen, have him cover her back with ketchup and mustard, and engage in rough unprotected anal sex.

She sounds like a real catch.

Ketchup & Mustard doesn't like faggy little dogs, so Taco Dave occasionally asks the CSB to watch his faggy little dog.

Once or twice a week we have to deal with three yapping little dogs running through the dealership, terrorizing and nipping at small children.