Katana Fest

To reflect truth in advertising, we have modified a recent Lazy K ad.

LOOK AT THE INCREDIBLE DEALS ON THE Suzuki Katana that they quit making because it is a turd.
We carry Motorcycles, ATV's, Scooters, & Watercraft from lots of companies who wish we didn't.
We have 5 locations to better screw you over.
We "Ride" what we sell and service except none of us actually ride.
We pride ourselves on customer service and fucking you over.
We have an incredible selection of parts and accessories from three years ago.
We have factory trained technicians at all locations who are invisible
BEST DEAL OF THE SEASON! WHILE SUPPLIES LAST! NEW 2006 Suzuki Katana
NO FREIGHT!
NO PREP!
NEW 2006 Suzuki Katana WAS Nine Million Dollars.... NOW ON SALE FOR $29.50 PLUS the highest DOC FEE you can imagine, TAX, TITLE, & TEMP TAG... NO HIDDEN CHARGES! Because we are being sued by the District Attorney right now for putting hidden charges in contracts.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

IF PEOPLE COULD LEARN TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES THIS IS A PERFECT TRANSLATION OF WHAT REALLY GOES ON AT ASKPOWERSPORTS!!

Anonymous said...

LOL, you people kill me. I thought this thing was dead. I guess when you are not employed you do have loads of time to kill at the library. Get a job already..

Anonymous said...

I don't think anyone from this blog os unemployed we have all moved on to way better jobs! THIS HAS BEEN YOUR WARNING GET A NEW JOB GET OUT OF THAT HELL HOLE!THERE ARE WAY BETTER JOBS OUT THERE IF YOU WORK THERE YOU ARE A LOSER WITH NO SELF ESTEEM!

Anonymous said...

Fortunately your obviously not teaching our youth english. Assuming that you speak english. Hopefully your not instructing on key strokes seeing that you constantly strike "o" instead of "i". Way better jobs? Do you have someone spell check your little cardboard sign? You know what I mean. "Will do nothing for food." I have caught a glance of you at interstate exits. Rumor has it that there are even a couple of you out in Cali now.... lol You need to get a life...Try stealing copper from an electric substation sometime. Its not that dangerous.

Anonymous said...

So weak!