You're Approved

Of the many applicants for the job recently vacated by the Buddha and the shifty guy, the only one who wasn't a figment of the CSB's imagination turned out to be Paco. So Paco got to be the Finance Manager.

Paco believes he knows all about being a Finance manager. He can submit applications and look at credit reports. Granted, watching him try to figure out what he's looking at is like watching a monkey trying to decipher a phone book. It's amusing if your livelyhood doesn't depend on the monkey calling someone.

So someone called the Lazy K from three counties away for one of the internet specials, and Mondo filled out a credit application. He took it to Paco, and that's when the fun began.

We aren't allowed to apply directly for credit anymore without a signed application, so all Paco could do was run a credit report and try to divine if what he read would allow the customer to qualify for a loan.

Paco decided it would.

Paco puffed out his little robin chest, "I can get this guy financed," he said confidently within earshot of the CSB.

So Mondo lured the potential victim into the store.

Three hours later, the victim and his entire family was at the Lazy K, and Paco had a signed application in front of him.

A half hour went by before Paco would admit to everyone that he had no chance in hell of getting the guy a loan, and then we had to listen to the guy rant about the three hours he took to get here, and that gas costs a lot.

"I can't help it if he has bad credit," said Paco, when the guy finally left.

"Tell that fucking idiot not to tell people they're approved until he gets a brain," the CSB said to Star.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

so you take the dumbest motherfucker in the dealership and make him the finance manager

Anonymous said...

they are all the dumbest motherfuckers in the dealership. have you been there?

Anonymous said...

http://www.lancastereaglegazette.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071120/UPDATES01/71120018

Anonymous said...

They took the weakest salesman and made him the salesmanager why would they do any different..How's that no freight and prep treating you!!bet your making all kinds of money!

Anonymous said...

When are you degenerates going to get a life and in some cases a job and leave these people alone. They are at the least contributing to the economy.

Anonymous said...

uhh.....apparently you read this blog also. these people, if you want to call them that contribute nothing. they are in business to line their pockets and could give a shit less about their customers. this blog lets everyone know the truth and its about time.

Anonymous said...

Apparently you need to lay off the pipe and clear your head. If you think that any dealer,manufacturer,sales person,waitress,Fortune 500 company,ect.. cares about the consumer you clearly are delusional.

Sherlock said...

I am a dealer and I care about my customers. Now, if they bitch I shorted them on a sack then that's a different story!

Anonymous said...

http://www.endofworld.net/

Anonymous said...

Even now they could give two shits about the people they screw over.I think this shouldn't end here all old salespeople need to get together and get our frieght and prep chargers back that they charged us when we didn't get frieght and prep on a deal!!!who's down?

Anonymous said...

They are going down I heard they have no business and can't even give shit away!

Anonymous said...

The whole hillbilly clan better get out while they still have a little money left!

doug said...

Sister Dick, we need an update!!!

webwench said...

This blog has jumped the shark.

Anonymous said...

Keep it coming!!! I love this shit!!! I tell all my ohio riding buddies about this page and that shithole!!! Hilarious stuff (and I know it to be true) Keep it coming!!!

Anonymous said...

There is no way this place has cleaned up its act. Reports, please!

Anonymous said...

NEW REPORT!
All 3 Lazyk locations are dead!!!Nobody buy's from them anymore!Has anyone been on thier website lately?It hasn't been updated for months!It reminds me of them standing in the field on 33 and wondering why thier not selling anything!!!Updates are slow because nothing is going on!Stay tuned it's going to be a ood spring!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

She changed that quick,that's a shame she check's the Lazyk more than she check's her own website..What has she ran off another employee?Parts Manager needed must have good drug connect!Just shut that GC store down it's hopeless!

Captain Obvious said...

OK......seriously need an update here.

And the CSB is so ugly, even Santa wouldn't cum down her chimney.

Anonymous said...

This blog, be dead, says I.

Anonymous said...

UPDATE PLEASE!!

Anonymous said...

Fuck it, it's over.

Anonymous said...

This and all its writers are dead or bankrupt. Hope your all freezing your herpes infected bodies to death.

Anonymous said...

The blog has done what it was suppose to do.Raise awarness t the community about the Lazy K and its practices.The only losers left in that place are the ones looking for a free ride and have no skills at selling and can't get a job anywhere!Just be the CSB's friend and you'll have a job,tell she's hot from time to time and she'll be happy.Get her a good connect on drugs and she'll love you.Fuck her and you'll be the sales manager!That place sucked with the dogs and the dog shit,her crazy sreaming mumbo jumbo.Man what a waste at least her sister did a little something with her life but they'll all burn in Hell!

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