Idiot's Guide to Unemployment Benefits

Few people realize that if they quit an awful place to work and can prove it was an awful place to work, they are eligible to collect unemployment benefits. One enterprising former inmate at the Lazy K is presently collecting unemployment benefits after quiting and claiming she left because she no longer wanted to take part in illegal and unethical actions. In another brilliant executive decision, the Old Battleax responded to the claim by demanding proof of these illegal and unethical actions.

So the ex-inmate printed off the District Attorney's page from the Internet about suing the Lazy K for fraud, and brought that and a couple emails from the CSB ordering illegal happy pills from a Canadian pharmacy and two from craigslist with dick pics sent to the CSB at the company account to the hearing. According to those sissies who work for the state, breaking the law and committing fraud can not be part of your job description. Even at the Lazy K. And you don't have to look at dick pics on the company computer either.

If you are an inmate at the Lazy K, and have put up with their shit for 3 months or more, you are probably eligible for unemployment, even if you quit.

Other things to mention in filling out your claim, if your supervisor is the Homeless Guy or Fearless Leader, are the racist, anti-gay and sexist remarks you have constantly overheard. If you work back in service and have been called a fucking idiot be someone besides a customer, and you probably have on a pretty continuous basis since you started, because you are one, you are also eligible to collect.

Get them checks rollin' in.

10 comments:

ex conn said...

cool the next time i need unemployment i will file aginst the laxy k too i quit beacuse i was tired of being called a dumb bitch when my hump buddy wouldnt sell the CSB some pills and i also know of a doctor she used to go to to get pills

Anonymous said...

this blog is lame. turning way too personal. everyone knows who the blogger is.

Anonymous said...

whatever happened to funny pics and stories about working at the "lazy k"... ? and you wonder why there are no comments. Sounds like second hand second grade gossip to me. New material please!

Anonymous said...

Please tell us. Who is the Author of this Blog...All the drams the CSB starts I wouldn't be suprised it's her!

Anonymous said...

Start your own damn blog if you ass-hats dont like it!

Anonymous said...

From what I heard the homeless guy might be the one looking for a check!

Max Dongo said...

Some whiney assmunch said...
"this blog is lame. turning way too personal. everyone knows who the blogger is."

Then stop reading it.

Anonymous said...

Everyone knows who the CSB is...What ever happened to you getting this blog shut down?eat a dick bitches...That goes for you too Star.

Anonymous said...

Star's a tool!

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