The Final Tour

The Tour Guide went to lunch and hasn't come back yet. That was four days ago. We think he quit.

I guess he realized those $5 commissions don't really add up to all that much, especially when they are deducted from your $600 monthly draw, so you end up making minimum wage for enduring the CSB 10 hours a day, 6 days a week.

What took him so long?

Paco is mad and says he can't believe the Tour Guide did this after Paco recommended him for the job. Paco says the Tour Guide made Paco look bad in the eyes of management.

Because nobody has applied for a Sales job, or any job, at the Lazy K in the last couple of months, even though we end all our co-op ads with "Now Hiring at all five Lazy K locations," and 'Now Hiring' is the first thing you see when you enter the company website, and all the doors and counters at all the Lazy Ks have big signs taped up that say "Now Hiring, All Positions," Star has told the Sales crew that in his professional opinion we have enough people now that half of the staff has quit and it is the busiest time of the year and nobody is applying for jobs at the Lazy K, so he isn't going to hire anyone else.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

He won't have to worry about having to hire anyone because there won't be any customers..Learn how to manage the piles of dog shit that would be a good start. If you can handle that then with the rest of you ball throwing skills you could apply at Petsmart.

doug said...

What is the e-mail addy to the authors?

Anonymous said...

It's in an earlier post.

Anonymous said...

Since Sunday, the blog says "open to be read by invitation only" most always, except for a short window after a new blog entry is posted.

As far as more salespeople: Kawasaki is introducing the new KLR and the new Concours. Big, big deal. Shame there'll be no salespeople to take advantage of the spike in sales.

Anonymous said...

Doug - re: email
Scroll all the way down the main page.

Julie said...

I am so happy that you are back up. So sad that CSB got all upset and asked her daddy to save her from being ridiculed. You are safe. Free speach and no names is perfectly acceptable. They are just ignorant hillbillies. Keep up the good work. This is a hilarious blog. My friends and I laugh at it over cocktails.

Anonymous said...

Julie you are a ignorant slut..LOL

Julie said...

State Highway Patrol, State Highway Patrol. Ha-ha!!!

Wicked Bitch of the West Side Blog Staff said...

Julie, we adore you.