Leaving On A Good Note

Little Wigger has had enough. Enough of the CSB and enough of the crazy idiots that want something for nothing. One of them called and wanted to buy a 4 wheel drive Yamaha Grizzly ATV with fuel injection and power steering for $5000, even though it lists for $8999. The guy was calling from a state and a half over, and made Little Wigger call him back so he wouldn't have to pay for the call. Little Wigger listened to the guy talk about what a great deal he had worked out with a dealer five and three quarters states over, and if Little Wigger matched the other dealer's imaginary price, which no other dealer in the Eastern United States had offered to, it would work out better for the cheapskate, because he could have a friend pick the ATV up and deliver it to him, instead of driving the 1084 miles roundtrip, according to mapquest, to get it from the only dealer in the continental US to offer him such a deal. Besides, the mooch said the other dealer sounded a little snakey when he asked for the guy to put the offer in writing and fax it to him.

Little Wigger thought about it for a while, and decided this had all the makings of a great final sale. He explained to the mooch that the reason dealers who sell things really cheap can't put it in writing and fax it is that they get in a lot of trouble with yamaha. So Little Wigger told the guy that what we do instead is record the purchase, and that works even better. He put the guy on speaker phone and kept telling the guy that the microphone wasn't picking up his voice, so the guy was screaming in the phone that he wanted a Grizzly ATV with power steering for %5000 out the door.

Got it, said Little Wigger, picking up the phone just as the dogs were barking at the noise. He hoped they wouldn't lure the CSB out of her daily drug induced stupor in the back room.

The mooch sent his friend in with $5000 cash to buy the Grizzly of his dreams. Unfortunately, his friend didn't know much about ATVs, so Little Wigger sold him a left over 2006 2 wheel drive Grizzly 350 that we marked down to $3500. He pocketed the difference, helped the friend load the ATV into his pickup, then got into his car and went to lunch.

That was a week ago. Little Wigger hasn't been back and the guy who bought the ATV is not very happy that we won't take it back and give him a refund. He keeps screaming that we need to listen to the recording and we will see what he really wanted.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing he went to a foreign country for lunch, one with cheap hookers and blow.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Amsterdam give me a call will meet up!

Anonymous said...

Now that's going out with style!

Anonymous said...

Did he make his court date?

I assume this story is why he got tanked and tried to drive a golf cart home from the arena district.

Anonymous said...

Deaf, blind hookers? Thats what it would take to do the lardass. She wouldn't want to see what was getting ready to ride her for less than a minute and I'm sure he wouldn't want to hear what she thought of the family pebbles.

Anonymous said...

Gotcha Bitch!

Anonymous said...

So lil wig stole $1500. No wonder the motorcycle industry is such a mess. I wonder what the A/G office would say about this? Sounds like another court date in the future. Felony added to his rep.

Anonymous said...

Gotcha Bitch!

Anonymous said...

Youngstown Mafia!

Anonymous said...

Motorsports of Columbus closing its doors.

Anonymous said...

No way I heard that store was going to be a tax write-off..The GM is a slimeball know wonder its going out of business they rip people off and they can't survive in the ATV business and have no watercrafts what was they thinking. I know they always have 10 new salespeople working there every month. Was a good place to get your bike washed and free lunch on Saturday's but they really scew people worse than the Lazyk!

Anonymous said...

That place is like a car lot..I feel like I'm at Ritcart when I go in that place. All those blue shirts trying to talk to you and they know little about the products there selling. They do have a couple of good service techs.But that ball headed service manager is a retard. I don't think he knows a damn thing about working on motorcycles,

Anonymous said...

Thd Iron POny will be the new motorcycleshop in town.

Anonymous said...

Do they have a blog yet?

Anonymous said...

Are they really going out of business? I heard this was the last year they had to turn a profit or the owner was closing the place. May be the Iron pony will move in there.

Anonymous said...

I doubt that! I worked there them people got mad money!

Anonymous said...

Just cause they got money doesn't mean they want to lose anymore. I heard the G.M still has his house in Fla because he knew that they were just there for the tax write off and the owner just bought the place because he used to wash bikes for classic and he did it right before he retired just to say he bought the place he started at!

Anonymous said...

Oh boy them BUckeyes are on no more Saturdays!

Anonymous said...

Heres whats going on out east... FSB and The homeless guy are getting a divorce b/c FSB sucks nigger dick along with the finance cunt. FSB moved out and took their daughter with her. The boy stayed with homeless guy b/c FSB is a psycho. FSb also got transfered to grovecity. FSB is not going to have finance cunt there to do her job for her anymore so she will have to resort to sucking all the customers cocks instead. Good luck to all in grove city, you will never have a black customer again...b/c they will have there greesy cocks in FSB mouth.

Anonymous said...

The slut sister reunite! Grove city used to be pretty much white rednecks but lookout!!!With the dirty slut sister's back in actions they'll be nig nogs hanging out at the Lazyk all day snorting coke and getting B.J's and but Busa'a will start flying out the door.

Crooked P said...

Yep, and the 'Busas will always sell for $9,999.00
and the helmets will be about $2,500.00, gloves $1,400.00
oh, and a big pile of coke.