CSBeatdown

The CSB decided to make things right with Freddie Fife.
Freddie finally got tired of scarfing up salty spunk oysters from her tired old love prune and waking to the heady pickle of sour junkie sweat on his sheets after too many bouts of hot steamy sex that she failed to stay awake during, and unceremoniously dumped her ass by leaving her in the rain in a Lowes parking lot.
The CSB found out Freddie Fife was on a top secret State Highway Patrol mission doing security guard duty at a county fair.
So she showed up and told him that she loved him.
But it came out all wrong, because she was drunk and high on life and vicodin. In order to better state her case, the CSB began to hit Freddie Fife with her fists and scream at him that he is a fucking asshole and a son of a bitch and that she hopes he dies.
This did not go over very well with fairgoers and the people who hired Freddie Fife to keep the peace. Nobody pays good money to see their rent a cop beaten up by a tweaker.
So Freddie Fife did what any experienced law enforcement officer does when assaulted by a stubby foul mouthed ex-girlfriend in public.
Freddie called for backup.
Two security guards came running. When they saw what was going down, they stopped in place and laughed their asses off and called everyone with a walkie talkie over with "Officer needs assistance, you got to see this." Freddie Fife was backed against a fence, the CSB was swinging for the cheap seats, calling him the biggest fucking asshole she'd ever met in her life, screaming at the gathering crowd that he has a small dick and will fuck you over and leave you too, even in the ass. Parents were alarmed, and kids in strollers were laughing at him. So Freddie Fife said, "Quit laughing and get this bitch off me."
The security guards grabbed the CSB by an arm each. Freddie handcuffed the CSB and escorted her to the nearest State Highway Patrol car. Despite Freddie's professional expertise in placing her into the back seat, the CSB managed to attack the hood and rear window at least twice each with her face and the door pillar repeatedly with her forehead until she shut the fuck up.
After three and a half hours of screaming and puking in the back of the car, the CSB calmed down and/or passed out. So Freddie Fife had another officer drive her home and arrange her on her front lawn.
The next morning, which started at 2:37 in the afternoon for the CSB, she staggered into the Lazy K, looking like she'd spent the night suspended in a tree above blindfolded Mexican kids with baseball bats.
The CSB plans to sue for security guard brutality.
Apparently the entire altercation and the aftermath was caught on videotape, and it is quite entertaining to watch and listen to. Will someone please post it on Youtube?

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

You got to be kidding me!!Did this really happen? Please somebody put this on you tube!!!

Anonymous said...

So Patty would you have done anything different? Did you ever think that it would have gotten this fucked up in the end?Or was this just another chapter at Askpowersports...I'm sure the blog is dead...since the author is.....

Anonymous said...

Who died?

Anonymous said...

Mondo

Anonymous said...

No way, that is a ploy to get people to drop their guard. He is in Cali raising havoc at someother dealership.

Anonymous said...

I herd that his wife rolled over on him in the middle of the night and crushed him.

Anonymous said...

No that's not true...why do you think there hasn't been any updates.....
http://lakeconews.com/content/view/5019/764/

Anonymous said...

Not him... do your research.

From the link provided, but today's date.

"Earlier on Saturday, 30-year-old Mansur Balaei of Santa Rosa died after crashing his motorcycle head-on into a guard rail on Highway 175 three miles west of Lakeport, as Lake County News has reported."

Anonymous said...

Well as usual the peanut gallery is incorrect. Unless ole baldie is using Robert Steinmier age 62 as his new name then its still a hoax. Maybe you should do a better job of research in the future. Herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes.Itch itch itch itch. Ewwwz ewwwz ewwwz.

Anonymous said...

How do I get invited to be a reader of the Saint Manure blog?!?

Anonymous said...

HSBC out out of business!

Anonymous said...

mondo got canned from the st.manure for that blog, duno where he is now.

Anonymous said...

Mondo, Oh Mondo. Where the fuck are you? Are you looking down on us you bald, fat, limp dic?