Lemon Lime

After two weeks of satisfied ownership, this guy brought his Kawasaki ZX-6 back with a blown engine. Because it was under warranty, we decided to let Famous Nobody try to learn how to fix motorcycles on Kawasaki's dime. After he got the bike to run again, we presented Kawasaki with a bill for $9800 for repairing a bike which retails for $8999. It takes Famous Nobody much longer to make things that don't run work than to break things that run.

Kawasaki rejected the claim, sending back a letter to the effect that a qualified mechanic could rebuild the motor much faster, and a trained monkey once did the job for $4500.

"That little fucking hobbit better get this fucking claim paid," said the CSB, referring to the manufacturer's rep from Kawasaki, who resembles an elf much more than a hobbit, "Or I'll pull all his goddamn bikes off the fucking showroom floor."

The CSB has told everyone that she hates the little fucking hobbit, and that he has had sex on several occasions with Trixie, the owner of Skank Powersports, our major competitor. The CSB hates the little fellow. Almost as much as she hates Trixie. One of the few happy days in the CSB's life was hearing that Trixie had hurt herself falling off a horse. The CSB called everyone and gloated when that happened.

So Kawasaki and their little fucking hobbit stood their ground, and the CSB told Famous Nobody that because we haven't been paid for the job yet, we can't pay him. Star was hoping Famous Nobody would quit over that, because Star wants Famous Nobody to go away, but he's afraid to fire him. Unfortunately, Famous Nobody is too smart to leave until he has another job, so Famous Nobody will be here forever.

They towed the ZX-6 in this morning. The motor blew up again.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Didn't the CSB have sex with Tim, the elf, from Kawasaki? She shouldn't say such mean things about her ex-lover. Nevermind, it's the CSB were talking about. Who's better in bed, Brooks or Tim?

Anonymous said...

What do you people expect it was a Kawasaki. As for the Skank sports how can they compete from nearly two counties away? I thought that the new Cycle World was going to put eveyone out of business with its highly trained sales staff and speedy internet connection.

Anonymous said...

Please stop this blog it is hurting our business

Thanks,
Patty

Anonymous said...

I think they are well on thier way.All the Lazyk needs to do is what they have been doing for years and they'll be gone before you know it.I don't think it was the internet connection thats going to put you out of business but the amount of customer service you lack.Customers are tired of you and expect to get service when they are spending this kind of money not some $6.00 an hour jack off working on thier bikes.

Anonymous said...

I personally like that there is no yapping dogs and no dog shit on the floors at the other shops and town!

Anonymous said...

Jorge, Mullet and the rest are just mad that she wouldn't have sex with them (lesbo style or otherwise).

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Jorge, Mullet and the rest are just mad that she wouldn't have sex with them (lesbo style or otherwise).

I thought it was because she won't share her drugs with them.

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me?

Anonymous said...

the blog is supposed to hurt your business and eventually put your and your family out of business. so you can not rip customers off anymore. you make buying a normally exciting experience of buying a motorcycle a nightmare for people. well now everyone is going to make your life a nightmare. but hey you could always prostitute you skanky ass on craiglist....just a thought!

on behalf of every great shop in town and anyone who has ever gotten ripped off by the lazy-k

Sister Dick said...

Pool of piss,

email us your comments and stories. They are worthy of inclusion as entries in the blog.

Send them to

wyomex200@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

no it isnt. your shitty business practices are hurting your business. this blog just brings it to light.

if you want business to improve, then quit ripping people off.

>>Please stop this blog it is hurting our business

Thanks,
Patty