You Have Our Gratitude

Honda dropped in for a visit. Star says they want to pull our franchise because we don't sell many Hondas, and we break the ones we do sell when they come in for service, as well as the ones that we didn't sell that come in for service.

Fortunately, this wasn't a surprise visit, so we had a week to change out all the burned out light bulbs, about a third of them, and turn the passout room in back into an office where Star and the Meal Ticket can go have fights when he doesn't do what she tells him. Since the CSB has been staying away from the Lazy K, the Meal Ticket has stepped in and become the quasi-underpaid office manager. She likes the job because it allows her to make sure Star is not fucking the CSB anymore, and she can bring her coloring books and crayons to work and sit at the front counter coloring when things are slow. Star claims they are moving to that great hillbilly Mecca, Florida, when the Meal Ticket gets off her ass and finds a job as a nurse, now that she's out of school. But the Meal Ticket is very content to sit at the counter and color and answer the phones and keep an eye on Star.

Then we took out all rusty new Hondas that had sat in a field at the Mother Ship all winter long and replaced them with a shiney new row of Hondas, pushing the other brands, the ones that sell, into the back rows.

They sent the weird guy around twice a day to pick up all the dogshit.

The Honda guys were quite amused. At another dealership they later visited, the local representative told one of the salesmen, a former inmate at the Lazy K, that the top level executives spent more time trying to figure out who was what character in the blog and whether or not the CSB was high than how to wrestle away the franchise.

Highly placed sources say this is a foregone conclusion and that it's going to a new Powerstore.

The Lazy K has become a must see destination for busy motorcycle company executives.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's good, in a "Oh my god, it's so horrible but I can't look away" kind of good way.

All I know is that is someone doesn't come up with a Lazy-K shirt I'm just going to have to come up with one myself.

Anonymous said...

lets start the bidding for an official STAFF shirt...

Anonymous said...

first you can make your own shirts at customink.com i made one that says i just lost tons of maoney by buying my bike at the lazy-k. second i also work with the same reps that the lazy k does and the reps laugh about how everyone tries to act all professional when the reps are present. And if anyone works in the bike industry isnt it weird that you never see any ask (oops) people at special events working in the different trailers like at mid ohio where all my employees work in the honda tent and got to meet nicky hayden personally

Anonymous said...

I hear they have a great new pay plan.Its called five dollar days...If a new employee gets a customer they take the customer to Star who can't close a door and he cuts the deal down to a 5 dollar commission..If the customer is a sucker and just wants to buy it the salesperson gets 8% of the deal WOW HOW FUCKING GREEDY CAN YOU GET YOU FUCKING PEICES OF SHIT ROT IN HELL!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Bad insurance,cutting commision's this place is going under.They are trying to make adjustments but its to late..If you can't give away GS500 at a ridiculas low price and have to spend more money advertising in cycle trader then YOU SUCK!!!!You suck if customers are willing to pay thousands more for the same bike at another dealer whats that tell you? Give it up!Leave it to the real shops!!

Anonymous said...

The Cycle Trader chick is HOT!

Anonymous said...

leave the selling to us

I Do HAVE OFFICIAL ASK STAFF SHIRTS FROM MY ONE YEAR OF SERVICE THERE