Mondo makes a "Deal" with CSB

Mondo's back is causing him pain again so he went to the doctor. The Doctor was nice enough to prescribe him with more than enough vicodin. Seeing as how Mondo has quite a few extra pills to spare, he thinks of the best possible way to use them.

A week ago Mondo took a German bike in on trade. Because he enjoys bending his customers over, the Lazy K has very few dollars in the bike. The dealership doesn't sell this brand normally, so it will be hard for them to get retail out of it.

He sees an opportunity to make money and offers the CSB $5000 on this $7000 bike. His plan is to sell it on ebay and turn a quick profit. He leads everyone to believe that he will be taking it on his yearly trip to South America. CSB turns down his offer.

Another week goes by and Mondo asks Beans if she know the status of the supply of meds that the CSB has. "Not sure but she's been fucking crabby so she probably due for some more, why?" asks Beans. "Well, I have a plan to buy that bike I took in. CSB knows I have extras and she will come to me begging for them!" says Mondo

Needing pills badly, CSB goes to Mondo and works out a deal. "$5000 and 100 of your vicodin, and the bike is yours!" Smiling from ear to ear, Mondo say "DEAL".

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I laughed my ass off.

Lester said...

Attn:Robert F. Yes, we would like to hear more from you. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

MY NUMBER IS 740 398 2397. OR YOU CAN TEXT 5078800. MAN DO I HAVE SOME GREAT STORIES FROM MY YEAR AT THE LAZY K.

Anonymous said...

THAT'S ALSO A 740 NUMBER.

Anonymous said...

After 730 as I work at a respectable bike shop now. Rmf

Joseph Swogger said...

Finally a new episode. I was assuming you did not work there,anymore. As a former employee from the previous century,I can picture everything you describe all too well!